Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Say No to Plastic ; Say Yes to Life !!

DISCLAIMER - The following content s not advisable to read for people less

than 11 years.


A post to bring awareness against Global warming ..!!


Based on Real Life Incidents .


I always ve this habit .. when someone complain about X or Y .. I just ask them to

show their fingers n tell " Look at them , what do u see ?? " With this they give a

Deadly stare n leave the place . This trick works well n u get escaped from

listening to their Ramblings . But when i did this with my gal it

dint work [ only the trick ] .

DEPARTMENT OF O & G


FAMILY PLANNING OP


The early morning buzzing crowd was less that day due to national bandh n she

was sitting next to me in Family Planning[FP] Consulting room .For beginners

yes v were sitting alone bcos v were the two posted Intern For FP . She started

as usual like most gals that " this guy doing this ,that girl irritating me etc.."

I played my usual trick by asking her "So now show me ur fingers " .. She got the

undercurrent of my sarcasm n decided to play against it . She " ok see my fingers

what next " . I thought for the moment n gave the usual earth old explanation

" see all fingers r different , like r ppl " .She " I asked u to see the fingers n not

give philosophy " . Me " yes i ve seen it .. so what ?? " . She " Now tell me which

finger u want to be ? " .

Now clearly the ball was in her court , felt cold , i thought she never knew

that am adoring her , but from my attitude even a gal with 1/2 ounce brain can

find out. Was feeling helpless n she added to it by coming still closer n now

i could feel her skin over me . She"come on tell me ,which finger u want to be ?"

Considering the heat production under my skin i wanted touch a finger but

it wouldnt be appropriate for the moment so went to touch the next finger that

is Ring Finger .



She was now holding the game under full control . She " Dont u dare to

touch me .. ok " . Me " No I' m not touching ,, i'm holding it from falling Down :) "

To make the situation more romantic i went down to kiss her Finger but

in reflex movement she moved it n i landed over her lap , for a moment i thought

i'm dead . Few minutes passed [ actually 45 secs only she allowed !!] n she took

me by her arm n asked so what r u doing .. Me " I'm searching for our baby's

heartbeat " . She showed her Ring finger n said " You still havent occupied this

place !! " . Me " I thought u liked Steffy Graffe ? " . This time too she could

understand the sarcasm n said " I believe in Indian culture ". Me " so what s it

The Indian Culture ? I wanna Know " She took a small pack from

the Family Planning Box gave a wicked smile n said "This is Indian culture " .

I grabbed the pack from her lovable resistance n whispered over her ears

" Say No to Plastic ; Say Yes to Life !! "

P.S -

FYI - Steffi Graf got married to Agassi after making two children .