Final Year...

.... final year mbbs s backbreaking . Even my one side cheek
s painful . yes i'm sleeping for more than 12 hrs per day n due to hot
summer climate my pillow n bed are rock hard.

I'm just pretending myself that i'm a final year but the only thing
i do is sleep more. That too being in O&G postin is boredom.
There s no role for a guy in that postin. I take it as an advantage
n always sit in rest room . .

But Seeing others scares me off. Most of them r seriously reading ,
always wearing gloves n doing something in the process of
labour, asking doubt with the interns .

My kid sister is one step ahead ... she even goes n ask doubt to the
trained dais.

One such example :
They were preparing a patient for
emergency LSCS , the entire atmosphere was running around the clock.
she went to Dai n asked wat r they going to do, she replied they r going
to give enema for her . Her next question was WHERE WILL THEY
GIVE ENEMA ? ???

the dai was perplexed , she couldnt react for seconds , then after
sometime she replied I ve seen giving enema only in rectum!!!!
No dont laugh she wants to make sure for everything .


She s also a mobile epidemic . Modern medicines greatest problem
s hygeine n preventing carrier. BUt she wears a shoe which cats use as
Lavatory . She even proudly says to everyone that cat made my shoe
wet.

I'm afraid anytime there could be a epidemic outbreak of unnamed
Disease. Being a medical student i ve the responsibilty of preventing
this epidemic so tommorrow i shall pour acid in her shoes if she resists
i ll pour it over her leg also...


Then important events ....

1. M. sahoo msg ed me anonymously saying i'm ur school gal friend ,
guess me . But even while reading the second msg i found its a guy.

A guy cant fool another guy in msg saying i'm a gal. Some
reasons how i found this guy's msg as flaw.

A. He sent two msg's back to back one saying guess me
n other saying still cant find me - its out of logic , gals
never hastily send msgs . They always want to keep them
in Demand . Guys never ve patience.

B. His third msg was how r u ? its again a flaw . Gals r egostical
they always wait whether the guy cares for him , after confirming
that only they mind asking How r u ??

C. His msg language was abrupt n fonts was rough. Again a
mistake , gals msg sentence ll ve soft ends n the fonts ll have
a artistic sense .

Eg. For saying OK v just send as K. But mostly
they ll send as oK.

Note: Just type in ur mobile using small letter option as ok, it ll
be looking a bit artistic than capital letters OK. Thats gals .

SO v guys r hasty , short n sharp so v cant match them.

GALS ARE GALS.


2. Broke with my gal friend . dint tell her till now, not going to
tell after postin this blog also .
Just want to leave where it is.

Telling her ll lead to arguement , unnecessary emotions n
stupid feelings ,

I'M a Rational type , my emotions r limited to seeing

films like Schindler's list n Shawshank Redemption. So i dont want

to be in those situtations . Moreover she belongs to my postin unit

so it would be difficult for both us for carefully avoiding each others

gaze , pretending to avoid n speak to others etc etc. so better dont tell

her n allow herself to understand things .

And moreover i dont want to make it dirty by saying i'm

right she s not , so n so... The only thing i can say is V Both reached

the breaking point , so its better to move away rather than hurting each

other.

I broke up with her but i dont hear any sonnet or sad flute

playing behind my back . I'm not deaf n v both were really good

friends but i cant see the emotions which i ve seen in films. The reason

may be i'm practical ...

So here comes the toughest part , yes i'm going to advice on how to

be when u break with ur gal friends . [ advice s strictly against my

principles in this blog , but still not feeling sleepy so let me try]


ADVICE AFTER U BREAK UP :

1. Dont try to be very happy by laughing to unnecessary jokes

or simple comments . It ll keep on reminding u Y U R behaving

unnaturally .

2. Immediately dont search for a new gal friend , it ll make u more

sad bcos at that time u ll be looking for a alternative n u cant get

in short time .

3. Dont try to flirt more with less known gals ,at that time

only thing in ur mind ll be new gal friend n u cant think

any other things . On other hand she might be having

a good opinion on u but due to ur sudden change in attitude

she might doubt u.

4. DOnt try to make False opinion about her , saying to urself

she s a cheat , she s a liar. This ll depress u a lot bcos u ll be having

good opinion about her , suddenly abusing her ll make u think

urself a stranger n u might hate urself.

5. Dont try to prove yourself before her , by going near her n

calling another gal n speaking to her with smiling face.

This ll badly reflect ur own character , she can easily

understand ur childish character .

6. Dont try to see her without her knowledge , she can easily

guess this. IF u want to look at her see her eyes with

Animal Directness without any expressions .BY this way

she ll be confused about ur attitude .

7. Never do the things she expects ,

8. Keep yourself cool , make yourself occupied in other things ,

dont stretch too long about her , dont re telecast the scenes

when u both were smiling together n having fun.

9. Just be simple as you are n look at her as if she s one more

human being around u .

10. Dont compare ur situation with any films or characters n start

singing sad songs. It ll be artificial .

Then dont explain ur situation to ur friends , not even close

friends , this wont help u bcoz u know her better than him so wat ever he

says wont convince u and in other hand u r doing a shame full thing

to ur friendship with her ...


TO break up with a gal friend s not a anti climax or unexpected

thing ,


Treat it as a HAPPY ENDING ....

Got a New Friend ....

Got a new pup - Black Labrador from solomon breeds , palai. Keeps
me busy n occupied.

When my parents decided to get a pup i asked black colour lab , bcos
of my fav leopard chasing Jaguar Paw scene in APOCALYPTO . Lab dogs
look a bit like leo n black colour will add more grace to it. We even waited
three months to get Black colour....

Now got it n its near me always... Likes my system very much n start
to bite the wires in all possible situation. We both see a English movie
before bed n it likes watching action scene. When it sees a fight scene
it start to run around my room wildly or pull my slippers out.

But its NOT easier to take care of a dog like i thought. When they came
to deliver the pup they spoke lots of things regarding its health.

They told to give lots of vaccine like

1. Parvovirus

2. Canine Leptospira

3. 1 in 12

4 . Rabies vaccine ....

5. Adeno virus vaccine ..

6. Influenza A vaccine ....

They even gave a health card for entering vaccine dates, in that card
there s also column for periodic general check up for eyes , tongue , foot
etc etc...

Not over, then they ve told to give tonics

1. HEALTH UP - it contains essential amino acids n vitamins

2. NUTRI - COAT - its a nutritional supplement for dogs n for
the hair to appear silky.


Then they have also asked to deworm the dog periodically , the
tablet is CANTEL ...

At last they also told to buy a specific soap for bathing the dog .
NOTIX.

It is consuming a great amount of time to do all these work , actually

there r lot other works to do like , have to go to hospital , class,

then other family works , look after the patients n their follow up. etc

etc .

The new arrival to my home s making the already busy schedule to

get cramped. I wonder how my father s able to manage all this

Together !!!!!

Taking U to Exam Hall

.... Most of us think exam hall is filled with full of tension,
stress etc etc,,.. but its not true. We face lots of comical things there but
fail to take it into account .

DARK COMEDY - thats the correct word to use regarding
exam hall scenes. They r comical but make us uncomfortable at
that moment.

Let me explain about my exam hall , .. Come on..

I went 25 mins late to my first exam , ya .. I'm a last minute runner
so it takes time . Was running to my hall by 9.25 am n pushed the door
open,saw a flash!!
i saw her in orange chudi sitting as last person in exam hall ...

I know my eyes are wide open but i still doubted whether it is a
Dream.

[ FLASH BACK : When I talked to her in my first n only tour in ooty
she was in the same orange chudi... Although the conversation was very
brief neither of us could forget that. ]

I even wanted to go near her ears n say I MISS YOU so much... shut up
shiva !!! concentrate in ur exams i told to myself .

Then i found my place n sat down ..

I saw vignesh praying to god sincerly . I thought he would be
praying GOd to Ask the questions he has studied n he must not forget the
things he has studied.

I never pray to god in exam hall ...
Bcoz i dont want to
Embarrass god n make him feel Helpless by Praying him to
ask from wat i studied ... I know its difficult even for greek n
roman gods so just leave them in peace.

CONVERSATION : I

This orissa guy was sitting next to me in SPM , though v
both speak english neither of us could understand wat
the other is saying . V use Heavy native accent in our English !!.

ORISSA GUY : wat is the W.H.O theme for 2008 ? [ 2 marks question]

ME : who knows my theme for 2008 is to avoid accidents n
pollution bcoz thats creating a panic in our city.

( I thought it was a nice joke n started to smile for myself with self pride
thinking i joke even in examhall )

Suddenly i noticed he was writing wat i said in his paper ..
I was clearly confused !!! n started to think wat went wrong. Within
seconds it struck me .. due to my low tone n single syllable
pronoun cation he got it as

= W.H.O ( knows my) Theme for 2008 is to avoid accidents n
pollution bcoz thats creating a PANDEMIC ( panic in our city) . =

My GOd.. i ve to stop him , it was already last 10 mins n i tried
my best to signal him but couldnt stop him ..
Finally convinced myself ok . its gods wish. so be it .

CONVERSATION : II

before start of issuing question paper.

ME : tell me the answers , dont just simply keep on writing.

Vignesh : I'm ready to tell , just ask ..

ME : ok fine, then answer me CRISPY during exams !!!

Vignesh : ( annoyed) oh.. u ll write only crispy answers

cha.. instead of asking to answer me briefly n in points i said crispy.
vignesh saravanan burst into laughter when i asked crispy answers.

CONVERSATION : III

last minute of exam..

ME : wat is the vaccine for J.E ?

sneha :( in hissing low voice) cell culture

i got it as sub culture n wrote it , then after 30 secs i thought there s no
sub culture it must be cell culture , so i turned back to ask again by that
time Examiner pulled my paper saying Time up.

I got irritated losing 2 marks just turned around n said
atleast in FINAL YR exams tell the answers loudly . In my rage i
failed to notice the examiner was standing near her for collecting
paper. Both examiner n she looked oddly , better i avoided the gaze n
escaped out.
After that i saw sneha murmuring something , i dint show
any interest to it bcoz i know she ll be scolding me as usual in bad words
like thendi , karadu , themmadi, dushta , vattu, mankuni.
SO its better to Go way as unnoticed.


My Observation in exam hall ....

1. Being 3 1/2 yrs in this coll only during this exam i found our exm hall
has attached TOILET. and i'm sure our instituion is developing in
infrastructure!!! I ve decided i would find out whether its indian
or western type before i complete my course.

2. MOstly everyone come in old or faded dress for exams including me.
It strongly proves our dress express our mood.

3. Most of them grow beard during exam holidays including me . my
reason s, i think to save the day before exam but naturally the day before
exam v all ve lots of things to save n so i ve no time for it n come with beard.

4. A gal near me was constantly turning back to see her love. I even thought
to fix the time gap, but later found its not based on time but movements
, every page she turns or draws line she turns to him. [ really good job .
by me isnt so?? ] they spoke no words just
signal transmission through 4 eyes.

i couldnt understand the cipher language they were using
or decode it.. Even u cant , bcoz no one in this
world know wat two lovers speak.
The TRUE Reason s no one
can understand is ,even the two lovers dont know wat
they r speaking. This s really BAD.. BAd.
I respect love even i dont
ve one. ok.

5. A guy was writing SPM using all colour pens n i could see only 7 lines
in a page n it was forming a Rainbow in each page , seeing him felt really
sick bcos he was keep on getting additional page n i was having more
than 15 pages unwritten in the Main sheet booklet .

6. Vyshak n vinoth were doing a conference before writing each answer. I
was seeing them like a kid seeing ice cream. Thinking whether there was
anyone around me to discuss.

7. My kid sister was having a new rubber tip pencil, she s a pen bitter
n so i thought " ok. biting rubber tip ll be easier than hard pencil "

But i hate pen bitters , still i dont use my pen which she was biting
during pediatrics posting when she was writing case for me.



P.s
I started this post by 11.30pm n planned to write all stupid things till
i feel sleepy . Now i feel sleepy so its time for the

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