Got a New Friend ....

Got a new pup - Black Labrador from solomon breeds , palai. Keeps
me busy n occupied.

When my parents decided to get a pup i asked black colour lab , bcos
of my fav leopard chasing Jaguar Paw scene in APOCALYPTO . Lab dogs
look a bit like leo n black colour will add more grace to it. We even waited
three months to get Black colour....

Now got it n its near me always... Likes my system very much n start
to bite the wires in all possible situation. We both see a English movie
before bed n it likes watching action scene. When it sees a fight scene
it start to run around my room wildly or pull my slippers out.

But its NOT easier to take care of a dog like i thought. When they came
to deliver the pup they spoke lots of things regarding its health.

They told to give lots of vaccine like

1. Parvovirus

2. Canine Leptospira

3. 1 in 12

4 . Rabies vaccine ....

5. Adeno virus vaccine ..

6. Influenza A vaccine ....

They even gave a health card for entering vaccine dates, in that card
there s also column for periodic general check up for eyes , tongue , foot
etc etc...

Not over, then they ve told to give tonics

1. HEALTH UP - it contains essential amino acids n vitamins

2. NUTRI - COAT - its a nutritional supplement for dogs n for
the hair to appear silky.


Then they have also asked to deworm the dog periodically , the
tablet is CANTEL ...

At last they also told to buy a specific soap for bathing the dog .
NOTIX.

It is consuming a great amount of time to do all these work , actually

there r lot other works to do like , have to go to hospital , class,

then other family works , look after the patients n their follow up. etc

etc .

The new arrival to my home s making the already busy schedule to

get cramped. I wonder how my father s able to manage all this

Together !!!!!

Taking U to Exam Hall

.... Most of us think exam hall is filled with full of tension,
stress etc etc,,.. but its not true. We face lots of comical things there but
fail to take it into account .

DARK COMEDY - thats the correct word to use regarding
exam hall scenes. They r comical but make us uncomfortable at
that moment.

Let me explain about my exam hall , .. Come on..

I went 25 mins late to my first exam , ya .. I'm a last minute runner
so it takes time . Was running to my hall by 9.25 am n pushed the door
open,saw a flash!!
i saw her in orange chudi sitting as last person in exam hall ...

I know my eyes are wide open but i still doubted whether it is a
Dream.

[ FLASH BACK : When I talked to her in my first n only tour in ooty
she was in the same orange chudi... Although the conversation was very
brief neither of us could forget that. ]

I even wanted to go near her ears n say I MISS YOU so much... shut up
shiva !!! concentrate in ur exams i told to myself .

Then i found my place n sat down ..

I saw vignesh praying to god sincerly . I thought he would be
praying GOd to Ask the questions he has studied n he must not forget the
things he has studied.

I never pray to god in exam hall ...
Bcoz i dont want to
Embarrass god n make him feel Helpless by Praying him to
ask from wat i studied ... I know its difficult even for greek n
roman gods so just leave them in peace.

CONVERSATION : I

This orissa guy was sitting next to me in SPM , though v
both speak english neither of us could understand wat
the other is saying . V use Heavy native accent in our English !!.

ORISSA GUY : wat is the W.H.O theme for 2008 ? [ 2 marks question]

ME : who knows my theme for 2008 is to avoid accidents n
pollution bcoz thats creating a panic in our city.

( I thought it was a nice joke n started to smile for myself with self pride
thinking i joke even in examhall )

Suddenly i noticed he was writing wat i said in his paper ..
I was clearly confused !!! n started to think wat went wrong. Within
seconds it struck me .. due to my low tone n single syllable
pronoun cation he got it as

= W.H.O ( knows my) Theme for 2008 is to avoid accidents n
pollution bcoz thats creating a PANDEMIC ( panic in our city) . =

My GOd.. i ve to stop him , it was already last 10 mins n i tried
my best to signal him but couldnt stop him ..
Finally convinced myself ok . its gods wish. so be it .

CONVERSATION : II

before start of issuing question paper.

ME : tell me the answers , dont just simply keep on writing.

Vignesh : I'm ready to tell , just ask ..

ME : ok fine, then answer me CRISPY during exams !!!

Vignesh : ( annoyed) oh.. u ll write only crispy answers

cha.. instead of asking to answer me briefly n in points i said crispy.
vignesh saravanan burst into laughter when i asked crispy answers.

CONVERSATION : III

last minute of exam..

ME : wat is the vaccine for J.E ?

sneha :( in hissing low voice) cell culture

i got it as sub culture n wrote it , then after 30 secs i thought there s no
sub culture it must be cell culture , so i turned back to ask again by that
time Examiner pulled my paper saying Time up.

I got irritated losing 2 marks just turned around n said
atleast in FINAL YR exams tell the answers loudly . In my rage i
failed to notice the examiner was standing near her for collecting
paper. Both examiner n she looked oddly , better i avoided the gaze n
escaped out.
After that i saw sneha murmuring something , i dint show
any interest to it bcoz i know she ll be scolding me as usual in bad words
like thendi , karadu , themmadi, dushta , vattu, mankuni.
SO its better to Go way as unnoticed.


My Observation in exam hall ....

1. Being 3 1/2 yrs in this coll only during this exam i found our exm hall
has attached TOILET. and i'm sure our instituion is developing in
infrastructure!!! I ve decided i would find out whether its indian
or western type before i complete my course.

2. MOstly everyone come in old or faded dress for exams including me.
It strongly proves our dress express our mood.

3. Most of them grow beard during exam holidays including me . my
reason s, i think to save the day before exam but naturally the day before
exam v all ve lots of things to save n so i ve no time for it n come with beard.

4. A gal near me was constantly turning back to see her love. I even thought
to fix the time gap, but later found its not based on time but movements
, every page she turns or draws line she turns to him. [ really good job .
by me isnt so?? ] they spoke no words just
signal transmission through 4 eyes.

i couldnt understand the cipher language they were using
or decode it.. Even u cant , bcoz no one in this
world know wat two lovers speak.
The TRUE Reason s no one
can understand is ,even the two lovers dont know wat
they r speaking. This s really BAD.. BAd.
I respect love even i dont
ve one. ok.

5. A guy was writing SPM using all colour pens n i could see only 7 lines
in a page n it was forming a Rainbow in each page , seeing him felt really
sick bcos he was keep on getting additional page n i was having more
than 15 pages unwritten in the Main sheet booklet .

6. Vyshak n vinoth were doing a conference before writing each answer. I
was seeing them like a kid seeing ice cream. Thinking whether there was
anyone around me to discuss.

7. My kid sister was having a new rubber tip pencil, she s a pen bitter
n so i thought " ok. biting rubber tip ll be easier than hard pencil "

But i hate pen bitters , still i dont use my pen which she was biting
during pediatrics posting when she was writing case for me.



P.s
I started this post by 11.30pm n planned to write all stupid things till
i feel sleepy . Now i feel sleepy so its time for the

* THE END *

My Attitude Towards EXAM...

I Hate me during exam preparation... During Exam
time I always keep things to myself , never
discuss about my preparation or do combined studies ...

Normally i spend all time roaming with or without
reason , being with friends , speaking , speaking n speaking
( a simple Roadside romeo n chatter box)

NORMAL TIME :

BUT during Exam time i dont even show my Head outside often,
dont get along with friends in natural way ... Dont go for films
except when they compel... To be simple i ll a different man....

Its not i focus n concentrate too much ... Its
my hatred n Phobia for exams .

I dont want to speak to anyone bcoz they ll be
discussing about exams which i hate to discuss... So i just
stay from them...

EXAM TIME :


I dont even send forw sms , fearing that someone might ask
how much i ve prepared in reply n it will be embarrassing saying
Not Yet Started .... So dont even send sms or wish All The Best For
Exams ...


BRAVE MOVES :

The following things surprised me during exam holidays...

1. Suppi n nazar went to bet match cricket just 4 days before exam...

2. Two of my friends where regularly attending their 5 o' clock
work which is classified [ means cant be discussed due to
national security reasons !!!!! ]

3. Arun went to singapore n came ...

4. kadal was carrying out his National Survey programme in front
of suri's home...

5. Marriraj underwent his Ankle Surgery ( lat. coll lig tear )


I did nothing like this instead i dint study also... I was
wasting time staying alone .

Though the above moves were bold I was really stunned by
the impossible Move by Ganapathy during exam holidays
and i consider it the Boldest n my inspiring one...

It is , the night before exam when i was rolling with book which
i can never complete n was thinking about the after math of exams
ganapathy came to my house ...
I asked y ? calculating the seconds i'm wasting by speaking to him.

He replied he s going to temple n just came to my home on the way.

You may think wat is bold in this n it s normal everyone pray
before exams but.....

He s not a Normal man , the twist follows below..

After hearing he s on the way to temple ... I replied i'm also praying God to
see through his corner of eye...

He replied "Shiva u got it wrong .. I came to temple to see my Gal
friend's eye .. i know she ll be coming to temple today "

I said this s too much ...

but he said " I think seeing her eyes s more
vital for me than exams "

I was clearly annoyed n asked wat s in her eyes ??

HE said " dont just say its a eye , its the place where
i found me ... yes , only when i went near her n

saw myself in her eyes i realized its ME"

I asked straight " DO u love her , or ve u said ur love to her "

He replied " sky never says its love to sun , but it doesnt mean

sky s not in love with sun "

Eventhough he indirectly agreed, i couldnt hide my doubt so i

asked him " If sky loves sun , then wat is the affair between

SKy n Moon , And Y? moon doesnt come to meet sky in presence of sun "

I could smell the smoke somewhere , when i turned back i found
he was accelerating towards his temple in the temple ... I wished him
best of luck ....

But wat s this love always waiting , waiting n waiting ...
Dont they get bored up , or dont their love fade with time ...


But he gave me the answer with his actions , He waits near
temple to see her , she comes only once in a time ... but he doesnt
get depressed but wait for the next time ... Yes thats the answer ..

Love Works under BIG BANG THEORY ....

P.S :
BIG BANG THEORY - Its the most accepted version about how

Universe was created . Universe was like a ball n a

Big Cosmic Explosion occured before 25 crore yrs after which fragments

started expanding with time n universe was created...



The point of consideration s Universe EXPANDS with TIME ..n

it forms energy with expansion ...

so LOVE s similar to this ... A cosmic explosion occurs

i prefer to call it as SPARK , after that explosion

LOVE expands with TIME ... like our friend's case...

it gets its energy by the expanding distance ... so love doesnt

fade with time like Sahli's acid hematometer

colour plate [ potassium dichromate] ... It always expands

n keep on expanding even after v ve gone .

NO Doubt this man is the boldest one ... I even doubt he would be

the last SPARTAN ....

[ SPARTA - follows negative eugenics like they ll kill the weak n
disabled child to promote their race as the strongest
one , so this man must be the last surviving ruthless
Spartan ... ]


ah... forgot to tell about exams .... I hide myself from everyone
during exams except to one - its

My Kid Sister .

I call only to her n say about my current pathetic state

of exam prep . Its not a planned one or that i hate others .. Its just

the way IT HAPPENS .... i call her n say i'm not able to focus , i ve not

started anything , i'm in mood out , i'm really out of mind . she listens

everything with a smile ( u must get used to it ,u may think she s

mocking u , not like that, she ll smile in all situations)

After hearing everything she start to say that time itself

i told u to read , i told this ,i told that .. u ve to get all her digs .

This time she told me . "ok , 15 days dere ... u divide

five five days for each subject n complete , let me start to STIMULATE

u , " That day she told me to read a portion with strict order

saying after completion i ve to inform her n then only i can sleep.

The next day also she gave a portion , slowly she brought the

rusted derailed train back on track n it started moving towards its

destination...

A RARE COINCIDENCE -
The two days when she was stimulating
she gave me a portion . Portion from that came as TWO ESSAYS in
spm II paper . May be she has some wild instinct...


My kid sis s a motivational Liar ,,, when it was 15days for exam

she told 5 days enough for a subject but i remember the last time when it

was 30 days for exam she said 10 days enough for a subject ... Eventhough

i knew she was lying n my Exam preparation was going

Worser than WALL STREET Crisis ....

i dintn say anything bcoz its always a good feel

when someone says u can do it ... eventhough i was expecting

marks Lower than NASDAQ n DOW JONES points ...

Then last minute program in exam was T I S . It also worked

to some extent ...

Anyway exams r over , but i hate my attitude . Next time i must

be normally behaving to everyone n try to wipe off my poor attitude

like this ...; until then



" Naane Yenakku oru Nanmban illai "