I Hate 22 ..

Many people think this 20's age are full of fun n happiness ... but i damm hate

it. Most of the time it sucks to be in this age..

THINGS THAT SUCKS are ..


- What else other than ur coll n prof , everyone keeps a eye on u say

" u guys r irresponsible" " u dont respect or fear " " u dont follow this that "

- ADVICE .. everyone everywhere n on everything including ur parents , they

also add this is a very crucial age it decides ur character so u got to be very

careful , u got watch ur steps ...

- in traffic , some times almost collision occurs but u brake at right movement

but people around never praise u, instead scold by saying u guys always

rash drive , never follow traffic rules . [ personal eg.. a kid crossed the mainroad

with noman's expectation, i almost .. but good god i braked my car ,with tyre

squeezing sounds , the reward i got is " people in car never mind pedestrians !"

for heaven's sake i'm not in metropolitan city orelse ppl there ll compare me

with BMW hit n run case . and even write a article about me in Hindu readers

column ]

- Health aspects , last month there was almost an epidemic of chickungunya /

cross river fever [ waiting for lab test to confirm what kinda fever ,for more

than 2 months - govt rocks !! ] so everyone in my street was affected inclu me..

fever with worst joint pain .. when i was suffering with this, my neighbour

old couples said " u r young man just 22 , so joint pain would be nothing

for u .. when i was at ur age ..[ wont type that all n kill u like they did to me ]

- if u r lean ppl ask " y u r so lean " or " y u r too obese "

- most of the dad who comes out with his daughter gives a stare at u n tell

to his mind this guy is a Rogue without remembering he was once at this age !

- more than all this the DILEMMA about career n personal life

- being single !!!


I'm actually bored with this age .. i wanna get quickly to around 35 yrs , great age

to live ..
- u ll be settled with ur career ,

- u ll be sitting behind a desk job

- a happy family with kids n wife, n the sweet part s at this age ur

marriage life ll also be settled from fights n quarrels .. wife ll be fucking tired

with u [ read it carefully , i dint type Tired in fucking with u ] n she doesnt comes

for any argument or fights !!

- kids look at u as a superhero ...

- a small pot belly falls out ...

- fixed routine like wake up - office - home -food -sleep..

- no more friends asking b'day treat !!!

etc etc.. Happy Age ..


P.s - Though readers instantly think of the usual proverb distance leads

enchantment.. I'm really tired of my 22 !

MY Blog is not Worse ...

Many of my readers [ only 2 ] ask me this .. Y ur blog dont ve followers in three

digit or y ur blog visit s not in 2 digits per day ...

So it s my responsibility to explain those countless readers [ 2 ] about

my blog... First of all my blog is not worse .. ok u dont agree then

read as my blog s not that worse..

HERE are my stats to show it... I may be a mbbs student

but after reading this u ll know how good i'm in stats n

feel india has missed a great economist ...


Averagely most bloggers ve followers around 50 ...

But a blogs true quality s assessed by the comments it gets for its post .. that

way most 50 follower blogs ve a average comment of 5 [ excluding their own

thank note n LOLZ ] so the ratio

50 : 5 which means = 10 : 1 .



My blog has got 9 followers n average comment i get is 3 [excluding my

reply]

so the ratio is

9 : 3 which means = 3 : 1 .


3 : 1 is > than 10 : 1

so ratio wise mine s superior to most of the blog ..

=> Hence Proved.


Then

1. I havent Joined in any blogger community to promote my blog ...

2. I dont unnecessarly comment in others blog as NICE WRITE , FUNNY ,

LOLZ ...

3. I even refused n turned down the offer to join in those community ,

even refused their personal invitation [ if this is hard to believe then

forget it , dont enquire !!! ]

4. I dont publish the link of my new post in any social networking sites

like twitter ...

5. I dont follow many blog s[ actually lazy , that too doctors blog means

wont turn their side again .. boring guys ]

6. i dont tell my coll friends about my blog or ask opinion..

7 . I dont post any explicit contents in my blog [ only see it !!]

8 . I dont celebrate blog b'day or 100th post !!

9. I dont post unnecessary events like my street dog down with fever etc..

[ cha .. thought somehow i shud write 10 pts ]


Then to my blog readers,

our blog is based on quality development thats y i dont put any

google ad sense on my blog n earn ..eventhough i'm seriously in need

of money ....


sooner ppl ll notice our blog n read .. so pls wait for the change ..

what v need now s patience .. i know its tough time ..but i ll lead u to

victory n fame like i ve done in my past ...

Thanks for ur incredible support n faith in me ...



p.s:
writing after my final yr 1 1'/2 months exam period , so just checking
my sanity with this blog.. still got doubt whether i'm a normal.

Love * PAUSE * Love ...

Before Five years :- ...
" now v both r in love n our heart s full of love , but later

when the situation changes v might fight n depart so ... "

she couldnt complete before that he kissed

her n told it ll never happen , v ll be the best lovers forever..

"every love starts like this n later waves of problems comes one after another

n at some point love breaks , so v must stick to a principle that is .. " again

interrupted with kisses ... ssshhh.. This ll take time , so the author ll explain what

s her principle or rule, meantime let them complete their romance ..

The rule s " when they get into a fight if someone says PAUSE they shud stop

everything n only when the person who says pause speaks first, the conversation

ll be continued "

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BEFORE 3 YEARS :-

HE = So what s ur pblm .. early morning u want to fight n spoil my day .

u r driving me nuts ... i dint put the dinner plate in basin yesterday .

ok whats in it .. i was tired like a bull n forgot .. is it a big pblm for

u .. u show no signs of what u were when v loved ...

SHE = *PAUSE *

HE = aaaaa [ as per rules he stops, his anger was running over his head , but

got to stick to the rule ]

SHE = [ she gasps for few mins n couldnt control ] come on what u r saying ?

i dont show love , Eh .. its who u ve changed , u treat me like a slave ,

wash the dry oily dishes one day then u ll know how diff it is. dont think

only u r struggling ... i'm double tired with office n housework .. still

u dont even want to move a single piece of stone ..and u say .

HE = * PAUSE *

( the conversation continued, even the PAUSE couldnt stop them )

HE = i dont ve the same love towards u anymore ...

SHE = i'm glad atlast u said the truth .. its a mutual feeling ..

HE = WTF ? u dont love me ..

[ they both got to closer n his anger could be seen over his throbbing forehead

pulsation ..] she sensed his anger n thought to say * PAUSE * but before that

he grabbed her like an animal n gave a kiss which she has never felt before, it was

the wildest thing she has felt ever , it was hurting n she wanted to say pause

but on the other hand she was also giving a pricking kiss which he

has never felt before ... since both their lips were working n none

of them could tell * pause * ..finally everything ended in bed . All their cat

fights where ending in bed ..

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PRESENT :-

He did the same thing, forgot to put his dinner plate in basin yesterday ..

HE = So what s ur pblm .. early morning u want to fight n spoil my day .

SHE = * PAUSE * [ then after few mins ] u think only i'm fighting each time

( it continued like everytime n bedroom door was waiting to be opened )

Now it has reached the Heat n soon its gonna happen ...

He grabbed her like an animal n at that time a THIRD VOICE entered the room

n said * PAUSE * n ran away .. They ve to stop everything bcos of their rule .

He sat over the sofa with perspiration n she went to kitchen n was emptying

tumbler after tumbler of water ... They both felt as if their nerves gonna burst..

.. slowly Their blood was washing away all the hormones ,

neurotransmitters from the periphery n the circulation got normalized.

The only thing they could do ( n the author too ) is to wait for their

3 yr old son to come back n speak ...

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The kid dint know anything about this n was happily playing *PAUSE *

game two streets away with another kid .


* THE PAUSE *