Drunken Drive

Don't You know there ain't no Devil , its just God when he's Drunk .

- Tom Waits


Drunken people get caught when they drive after alcohol Booze n police take them to Nearest Govt Hospital to certify them Drunk , cease their vehicle n make them appear before court n pay Fine of Rs.500 to Rs. 1000 then give back their vehicle. Its a Routine process.

But every Drunk n the Author ve this doubt for a long time , " In a Heavy moving traffic How they exactly find the drunk ? "

When the Author was certifying a Drunk he could not control his Curiosity so He asked the police " How u find the drunk ?" . The police officer smiled n said
its not too technical or magical . Its a simple strategy .


Though its a confidential one the author wanna help poor drunks
who get caught often ,so he ll reveal the secret here , after all these Drunks contribute major share in nation's economy . Every year TamilNadu Budget s
based on their contribution .Every bridge, 4 way, IT parks ve their name in it.

So now the strategy :

Police officers got to show a range of drunken drive within their station limits
to higher officers say like 4 for a locality. So first they chose a Wine shop as a
spot. Now they place a policemen in disguise within the wineshop ..yes this s
first n basic part of strategy. He ll be sitting next to the man who sells u the
bottle , but u easily fail to notice bcos right after seeing the wineshop board u
forget ur surroundings n start to think about the booze effect.

Next the policemen ll see whether u r entering the Bar or just getting the booze
n leave the shop. If u enter the Bar then he notes ur shirt colour , bike model
n bike number . He passes this information to policemen who ll be waiting on
both the ends of road. When u leave the bar n start ur vehicle he watches the road u take n again signals the men waiting on that road.

So it may look that u r randomly caught n u resist by saying i dint drink n i
dont know what liquor means ..blah ..blah .He never listens to u n drags
u to the hosp to certify.


This s the scenario n so Behave properly when u r taken to the hosp. Dont be
silly like saying i know this Bigshot , im relative to that Bigshot , I dint drink , i
took only 3 ounce . Mostly educated men behave like this , bcos those uneducated
villagers who come to us behave so genuine by saying that " my mother in law passed away so v all got drunk " , " it was my sisters marriage so v got drunk
sorry sir " . Only educated men grumble n show his wife's ID card n all ..
ya. Its true .. And beware when u behave primitive like this u got face our
mocked looks n sarcastic comments .. Drinking s not a crime only
drunken drive s wrong so dont take it to personal just laugh it out ..
Answer the questions asked by Doc get the certificate
n pay the fine.Its that simple .. !

Now The Author ll give u the Invaluable Tips of How to Escape from this ..

- First s as simple " Dont drink n Drive "

- Second s also " Dont drink n Drive " [ Fight Club Effect ]

- Never park ur two wheeler before wineshop , if u do so then dont drink
every penny, save few bucks for Bus charge bcos after u get caught they cease ur
vehicle n after certifying u got to return from hosp to home [ one guy asked me
bus charge bcos he drank for all money :-) ]

- Dont wear attractive dress ,u get easily identified in traffic wear light checked
shirts which ll be difficult to differentiate n most ppl ll be wearing same shades

- Then try to bribe the policemen before they write memo , no way out after writing memo

- Sleep within the bar n go next day morning . This s a foolproof method . 0%
failure rates.

- If u suspect police out there , message ur friend to come n meet u in front of
wineshop .. when he comes take his vehicle n say " i wanna try this one today u
take mine " .

- If u r medical college student . no worries take ur ID card n show them .. u ll
be let to Go .. Bcos no medico ll be certified as drunk in any Hosp . Professional
Integrity !!. Police Know this well n wont waste time with u.

- Never carry Liquor bottles after u r drunk .. if u r taking it , then u r treating
the police men tonight.

Follow this simple Ideas n avoid get caught.

P.s .
Released For Public Awareness , The Author cant be held Responsible for any
consequences .. !!

CELEBRATION TIME 50 th BlogPost...

Its my simple way of celebration for 50 th blogpost.. :) .. It has taken almost 19 months [1 1/2 years ] to achieve this feat. Most ppl who started blogging after me have reached their 100 th post well before me , no comments on it n this s not a race.. I had a long thought whether i shud wait till 100th but its sin to postpone happiness n celebration.

These 1 1/2 years in blog was like a journey to me , when i started this blog i dint ve anything to write n am not a creative guy too. But something told me that i shud be a part of it. Its not just what i write in this space , because i spent most of the time reading other blogs n am really a admirer of many blogs here though i dont comment or follow them .I preferred anonymity in this space n thats the reason many of my friends dont know my blog id n others dont even know i ve a blog.

When i started my journey in blog i thought i'm the second Indian to ve a blog next to Arun [ he introduced me to blog ] because those days Blog Log in page used to show recent blog updates n always there ll be some foreign name. But later
i realized even a Village gal from Keelakari ll be having a blog n write about Dubai
food cuisines. Now when i think about those ignorant days it gives a thin smile
in my face.

After starting a blog i had serious of confusions about how people get so much
followers , how they get awards , what s a guest post etc. But within two months
i thought i should quit blog bcos i dint ve anything to write n had only 1 follower [arun - almost for 1 yr he was my only follower] in contrast others having 100 's. Slowly i got straightened that blog s not a materialistic world n its not some competition . The journey went on i crossed lots of blog n enjoyed their way of expressing things .

Accidentally i crossed WRITER'S LOUNGE .. It was a very inspirational site for me to quit blogging..HaHa.. Its was like a Jungle of writers .Spend hours reading their poems, 55 fiction , acrostics , tales .. I felt ashamed that i couldnt write like them, again the thought of quitting came.But this time i decided not to be humble n set myself some goals n achieve it before i quit like

- getting followers in two digits

- A blogpost getting 2 digit comments [ only 1 post achieved that ]

- reaching 50 th post

- write a guest post for someone [ Raji gave that Honor ]

- ****** *** **** [ still not reached that goal ,so i cant mention !! ]

Happy that i ve reached 4 out of my 5 goals. Still feel a bit sad that i dint make any
blog friends here out of this 1 1/2 yrs , may be i wasnt a good conversationalist
here.

Now about other blogs -

I thoroughly enjoyed many gals blog here , they were
all intense feminists n reading them made me know what mistakes we do as a guy.
But when they write they all spoke about one thing common like they wont quit
blogging after marriage n they wont abide to husband in any such rules , the truth
s that those gals deleted their blog even before marriage with a note that they r gonna get married soon . May be they r ll Indian feminists. !!

Later part i started reading tamil blogs which showed a new dimension . Some blogs discussing about middle class working guy's problems in chennai was
awesome n those jokes about their salary n cost of living gave me a Heavy smile .

EPIC FALL - I consider two bloggers had an epic fall in my reading space.

1. Pink orchid - dont know who she s but her posts were enjoyable n thoughtful
most times her conversation kinda posts showed How arrogant men are with gals
suddenly she disappeared from blog world.

2 . ARun [ cupids Lunatic ] The man who i know as silent dumblook kid in my class surprised me with his writes in this space , been a close follower of him ..suddenly he had Boom in his write and was in high form for almost an year .A guy who was shy to even cross a gal was writing Romantic poems , 55 fiction n vampire love stories here .. but suddenly his blog collapsed ,changed his id couple of times , lost his followers [ but ve his blog GF in gtalk ] n now writing a blog which s just an update about his current life (like twitter ) Hope n wish he comes
back again.

TIME FOR COMPLIMENTS

1.Ganapathy - my intimate friend who never fails to read any of my blog post or to comment . Most of my posts r based on his love tangles. The PLAYBOY .. Thank u
da for spending time for my blog.

2.Arun - fellow blogger n college mate.

3. Raji - twitter friend , hates when i call her twitter friend wants to be called friend alone.. a good blogger writes personal stories n views ..wish she continues her blog amidst work . Had a great time with her during my final yr exam stress . Now v both dont find time , bcos she a oppicer now :P .

4 . FathiMa NusRath - married kid .. its really fun to read her blog n laugh at her
innocence . Running away from spammers like NEO in MATRIX .. :P . Often i get
irritated with her mood swings , the more i read her blog the more i admire Ziyaad n wonder how miserable his life s with her ..!! My view about her blog "Its a Girl
thing :P "

5. Shimmer - Again dont know what her name or who she s .. but like her simple
way of expressing things .Her blog s an exception among other gals blog which r full of complication n confusions .Ambitious gal .

6 . Athisa , salaram - couple of tamil blogs , dont know who they r ..but enjoy reading their writes .. Athisa s funny guy n his writes remind me of writer Sujatha
..wish he becomes a writer in future .


So nothing left to say , I dont write any personal stuffs , current affairs , women's rights , animal rights , tiger counts .. my blog s like a wild river .. it takes its own turn n direction to travel.. so its a celebration time atlast.

P.S
I wont be surprised if this s going to be my last blog post . I had my share of time in this n loved every moment .