Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Best Romance of 2008...

ROMEO AND JULIET . . .( in nellai)

Two households , both alike in Dignity in fair
Roundana ( highground) , where we lay our scene , from ancient
grudge break into new mutiny , where civil blood makes
civil hands unclean ,from forth the fatal loins of these two
foes, a Pair of star crossed lovers ...
WHERE THEY DONT GIVE UP THEIR LIFE,
INSTEAD THEY WIN THIER LOVE....

Two Houses in our College...

MONTAGUE - wragorianz - ROMEO- Ganapathy

CAPULET - ygdrasilerz - JULIET - M * m * ...

Mercutio - Aibo... , Romeo's Best Friend ..

( This s not the full version of
Romeo n juliet n moreover u all know the story
, so i'm just highlighting a single act in this..
I cant lay the entire Epic, even shakespeare
cant !!!! , so i ll just write the Romantic part of this
romeo n juliet , To be specific i ll bring SCENE -4 , ACT - 14 alone
bcoz it s the most romantic part. . .)


Two households were fighting in all
given chances but Romeo was not interested in Such
Quarrels , he always believed in LOVE n thought love can
overthrow powers n Even Empires....

Romeo(Ganapathy) as all know was in love with Juliet
belonging to capulet family , despite their family fights they both
believed Love will win at last ..

The twist came in the form of mercutio...One night
Montague family burnt crackers in capulet houses of lords n
princess , the next day the war of words started n with no man's
expectation Mercutio drew his sword of words n started firing
the Capulets family saying " If this theatrics s to scare us
then u ve chosen the wrong Family we r Lions ....."
The war ended unpleasantly n by the
act of mercutio even the neutral members of capulet started looking
montague as foes...

On the other hand it was the starting of the Montague's
Rule , seeing Mercutio all the montague members fell in a line like
an Warriors of troy.. They were desperate to win all situations
against capulets..

Ganapathy who initially not interested in such fights seeing
Mercutio his dear friend took his stand n started opposing
Capulets by all possible ways even though his love juliet belonged
to capulet . He loved Juliet but he hated Capulets... there was silence
on both sides for months , finally Juliet broke the silence...

She said Love s beyond Families, country n even
world .. all these days i was not thinking about
ur face or sms or ur curly hair, i was
only missing ur true Love...
So i dont mind my family or ur family .. I mind only..

Ganapathy replied .. Our Love...

The cold war was running high at the moment but always
montague were winning n capulet failing like in batch day , tour etc etc..
But Montague flagged their final victiory by organsing n
succesfully hoisting ADRENX -08 ...

Note: Ganapathy n aibo were working tirelessly for
this final moment n Montgue won with all due Respects.

Capulets were running mad and wanted to prove them in
Ecstasy n were desperately waiting for the News ...
But a big thunder bolt stuck them all... The Chairman of Roundana
thought that conducting Ecstay according to family will again
start a Civil war so they decided to split the families of Roundana
into small groups ... With this capulets lost all thier hope n
they had no way to conceal thier defeat ... Montague were the rulers
IN FAIR ROUNDANA ....

Now let me bring the most Romantic part of this story

SCENE - IV
ACT - 14 ( this happened before mercutio act)



08-JUL-2008


PROLOGUE:
One good noon when all us where preparing
for our SPM exam with book in front and nothing in my mind ,
v all were feeling the sensation of two caterpillar making sex in
our stomach ( not due to Fear of exam , bcoz of d effect of last Night
subramani treat and that ostrich omlet ) But at final moment v had a
sparkling twist in the scene like banishing of darkness after seeing Sun
, ie v got d questions from ganapathy . At that time v saw him like a Man with powers , a guy loved by All Gods (someone like Nosterdam ) . . .
But behind d History of question leak A fairy Romantic Tale s Hidden . I feel immense pleasure in presenting that story n conversation to You all . . .


LOVE STORY 2008.

ROMEO - Ganapathy -G ; JULIET - M * m * - M .. .

Date- 4th july
Time 1.00 pm .

G - H i . . I read nothing , also ve stomach pain
bcoz of attending a treat. U how going . huh :)

M - I ve completed reading , how s ur stomach pain , after
hearing that my heart s aching , dono y .

G - i know d reason and its d nature of True and secret love.

M - :) i miss u , i ve not seen u for past 3 hrs . I feel like being in hell.

G - dont worry uh . Tonight i ll come to see u with arul
before hostel as usual that junk arul ll do his
watch dog job.

M - ask him to carry light n come ! ! ! Bcoz street light not
working. I heard hostel guys got question paper.

G - oh . Huh . Those capulets .I wont speak to them better i ll fail.

M - ok then i ll ask them

G- but they dont like u . . .

M - yeah . . . But . . . But. I Like You.

Then he got the questions n v wrote exam.

Time 4.34 pm

M - how was d exam.

G - v all wrote well bcoz of u .
She Couldnt hide her disappointment.

M - u gave to all . ??

G - they all r my friends .

M - but i care more than them all. I gave it only for u .

G - i need you only . But for Evening time pass i need them .

M - then go n FISH ! with them itself .

He tries to convince her. Finally she says

M - i give u 10sec decide whom u need.

At that time a Flower falls from far branch and sun
kissing her with its rays . . .

Then she starts turning back . . . But at that time with
no mans expectation ganapathy catches d flower in one hand
n her in another hand and blocks the sun rays . . . He has decided
n told her that i ll wash them all ....

Finally she gives her smile to him.
G - vil u trust me all my life.

M - no i trust u all MY Life.

G - How much u like me???

M - Like sickness n cure together , like rain n sun,
like flower n breeze ,...
like roots love soil....

The Tale Ends With Soft Music ...

This may look very primitve , no wonder the whole
damm love s primitive with no senses only nonsenses...


I never believe Love s divine n pure ,

Love s just the
NATURE'S WAY OF ENSURING PREGNANCY ...
Nature always feared that one day,
man lazy in all things will become lazy to give future generation.
so nature just spilled the venom called Love ...

I'm true if u dont believe then just read about the adrenrgic
drug Amphetamine its effect is similar to love ... so ....

I consider this Romeo n juliet as the best Romance of 2008..

HAPPY NEWYEAR TO ALL...



Friday, December 26, 2008

Driving through the woods...

I love driving my car... I like both riding in
city traffic n doing long drive ... I even ve a crazy habit ,
In heavy traffic during peak hours i just close
windows switch on A/C n start singing loudly .. I really enjoy
doing this although it looks a bit Weird . .

The simple Moral i follow while i drive is

" Never get panic or irritated by the traffic
instead irritate the traffic , thats the only
way u can get through"

This week i got a chance for Long drive ...I had to attend my friend
Akbar's bro marriage in Aral . The drive was a mixed one
with both long stretch nice roads n worst bends,
potholes , narrow lane with no way for two way traffic,..

But i enjoyed both roads, infact we went in two cars mine n Arun's car.
Arun was very keen in breaking his cars worst record in longdrive.
He even did some pooja for his car in temple for it .
He broke the record with his careful driving and he even won me
when we went to Aral.
I cant agree i was a loser. Being a Natural aggressive driver i was
overtaking all Long trucks n buses n was constantly accelerating...
the twist came in narrow village roads where i got stuck in a blind
end n was asking the address, he overtook me ... I know it was
cheeky but he made the right decision at that point so he won n
i dont disagree them...

On our return the same thing happened , i gave way for 3 trucks
in narrow lane n he dint , so he was leading me.

This time also he was Smart , but i was SMARTER...
when we joined long stretch at a push i overtook his car n
the truck running before him...

He seemed helpless, by that time i was overtaking the
other truck before me... after that he had no chance of
overtaking me , he was good in driving but at the end of day
only one WINNER can be there,...

He went first to aral, so after reaching he told
" to win arun u ve to be arun, but there s
only one arun " it always happen, u ve to suffer
his digs ...

The entire ride was exciting n pleasant ... after taking the cut
to the village from mainroad the place was completly
covered with trees with only two cars on road ...
There was lots of fun going on ,
frens in my car teasing the men in other car n
thinking wat they would be telling about us now..

It was really great to go in two cars just watching wat others
do , blowing horn unnecessarily etc etc,,

we had a surprise visit to Srivaikundam river bed , muthu gave
the idea after reading newspaper that the river s flooding ...
it was a steep place but v managed to get there n enjoy..


NOTE: Even in that place below bridge , in mid of flooding water,
Ganapathy was speaking in mobile to m*m* , he was even
drifting inflood water n arul gave
a helping hand for him. .
This man has no fear ... i suspect this guy has
some sort of RISK ADDICTION.


Most of them turned up for the marriage func never minding
about the distance, this shows the respect for Akbar..

Akbar has everyone's respect n he also respects everyone.

My reason Y i went for the marriage is

1. The way he apparoached me when he gave me the invitation card ..

2. The respect i ve for him..

3. Traditional Briyani smell n taste..

4. I like long drive ..

5. I ve no other work to do..

other notable events in the func was,..

NAZAR - was serving to the huge crowd, i wondered how he
carried that hot briyani vessel ..

I ve to specially thank him for giving me extra briyani
pieces..!!

MY other surprise was always lazy n sarcastic Ravikumar
was distributing water along with Parthiban..

At the end it was a great day for all of us with
fun n happiness...


UPDATES:
Praveen s also suffering from the
bollywood fever of new looks,... he has cut his long blond
hair into a short one although many doesnt like it..
when he was having long hair one even
used to call him as Pokey man...
But it ll take sometime for all to aclimatize
to his new unnamed hair style .. I believe soon he ll
get a tag name for that hair style..

Farce....

Its the usual comment made on me...SO i wanted to ask
myself , am i farce???
I'm not sure, but i feel that i'm not.
But i cant stop others saying like that... Damm them.
so just want to analyze in their point of view like the
dialogue in film THE GODFATHER " try to think in the way others think
around you " ...
Y they call me like that ????

1. Most of the time wat i speak doesnt makes any
sense...
but naturally i'm not a saint or a saviour for this world.

2. Then i lack seriousness ... ok i agree with u ...
so wat s going to change if i'm serious. The world
remains the same ...

3. I tease everyone all time ... ok true !!
but i know if i stop teasing then i ll be made the prime target
n ll face lots of bang from all directions.
My open comments about others saves me most
of the time in coll... so i cant give up.

A quote
" if i dont do this job someone else ll do it, so better i do
n get away with fortunes"
- The Kill Artist ( Daniel o'silva)

4. I'm emotionally cold ... this s worst comment i got n
cant bear it. As u guess it was made by my gfriend ...

I ve heard these words in thriller novels about describing
about the assassin... when it was used against me i felt really
sick...
I pretty sure i'm not emotionally cold .... I think they tell me
like that bcoz i dont perform well before them ...
I dont know to speak so caringly n words filled with
affection ... ya .. I'm not gifted with those qualities .
But i ve all those in my heart n my heart has lots of
Love, Affection , blood but doesnt ve mouth to speak
out loudly...

And without these olive oil voice n guinea charm
u cant ve gfriends ( universal truth) ... so i'm no exception.

here comes my friend Ganapathy------>
He s the gifted man , with natural flirting character
people only know he has lots of gfriends.
People can see only his gfriends they cant see his abilities ,
methodical way of dealing them...
Thats y there s noone to match him.. They all think
he has a magic... But truth s there s no magic in
life all r basic LOGIC...
I'm proud that he s my friend !!!!! I still admire the way he spoke
with a unknown junior gal during coll func .. He s the real
MACHO...



But later i found all these as completly

FLAW ....

V r always misdirected by the quote
" never look back
keep moving forward"
Its completly false..
When i was also behaving like other guys in coll i failed to look back
that there was one standing for me behind ... My luck i turned back
n i got a thing which most of them wont get in thier life...
Yes, i got a kid sister in this coll ... Really she s more to me ..
than others think.. I dont think if i had a own sister
i would like her this much... She s The only one who makes
my boring coll filled with happiness n smile...

Even u can separate rainbow colours but u cant separate
my kid sister n smile .... she ll be always smiling n making others smile..
Besides that she has a very strong character which i admire
the most...
she s bold enough to question me n ask any explanation
from me
NOTE: I dont entertain someone questioning me
n i never explain myself to others , i would simply say
piss off.

She gives no option so i ve to do all things,...
I cant forget the day she called me n tied RAKHI ...
I was very much moved n emotionally embarrased , even now when
i think about that i bcome emotional ...

often the line i used to tell myself
" wat a gal she is"

Mostly no gal calls me by name but she not
even calls me just gestures to come over , she does it
even before juniors ... But i never feel wat others think about
my self respect n manly attitude..

Just like asking change for 10 rs she asks me to promise n i ve to give

like I ll do this , I ll complete this , I wont do that, ...

she always keeps things simple ... she doesnt like most them
in this coll so when i asked her "Y u trust n see me as a bro when
u dont like anyone here????"

her reply was simple but very sharp

" u r not completly good but u dont pretend to be
good ,so u r good "

" u r sincere n faithful to the ones whom u like n care
so thats enough"

"u r frank,
u dont find a shell to hide ur mistakes "

thats her ,she knows me, i dont pretend
i dont give false belief about me ,
i dont hide my anger on her ( she gets lots of
scolding from me .. bcoz i'm BIG B , so i ve the right to scold her )
i dont hide my mistakes.


so to all who think i'm farce i dont wish to say i'm not farce
or want to prove u that i ve a great sister so i cant be farce...\
I just want to say that u r not really looking at ME....
May be ur mind s corrupted to Dramatic scenes which u cant
see in me ... I ve myone band of friends n I'm very
comfortable n warm with them .. so just move away...


MY EVER BELEIVING QUOTE

" In a lifetime u cant be good to ALL"



Tuesday, December 16, 2008

I'm annoyed....

STATEMENT:
Ganapathy s flirting with gals .



This s always the Chief complaint made on him.
This college s the worst place for him bcoz
according to this god damm place
SOCIALISING WITH GALS S A
CRIME .


I'm clearly annoyed n disappointed for him. And i ll stand for him . Even this
post s to show my support to him.

what crime he has committed ??? is dere anyone who can
point a single case against him.
Its true he always speaks with gals in phone , wats in that ,
he s solving their problems by his advice , somethings only
men know, so doubts in that can be cleared only by him, THE REAL MAN.

other associated complaints on him_

1. Always sticking his fingers in mobile text msg .

2.Seeing any creature if its a female.

3. spending lots of money on mobile top up to speak to gals.

4. always in amritha gift shop buying gifts for gals.

rumour mill: his frequent visit to gift shop lead to a new gal friend
in that gift shop itself. sales gal now buying thoughts
about ganapathy n longing for his visit.

5. Secret hour visit to Ladies hostel.

6. cultivation for new gal friends in Arul's tower room.
confirmed news: arul fry nuts with junior gals
from junior guy mobile after they all
sleep. What a senior ???
My opinion : ethallom oru pollapu!!!

7. Uses any coll func to fish new junior gals .

Eye witness: he went out wantedly when a junior gal
was buying snacks, called her asked her details ,
vital statistics etc etc. he even asked the Rate ...
of the snacks!!!
then he was shouting that gals name full day
pulling her attraction.
NOTE: witness cant be named n he s protected under United States
witness protection programme.

8. Chameleon character - Behaves differently with each gal he speaks.

9. waiting near temple dustbin , coll gas plant to speak to his gals.

10. Always rolling his curly hair n attracting gals.

NOTE: Male Hyena urinate to sexually attract female by its smell.


I dont disagree with above complaints , they all r TRUE in every
small alphabets. BUT wats wrong in that . I cant see anything wrong it
it . Therefore i lend my complete unconditional support to him.

TRUST ME !!! I'm ur MAN.




GANAPATHY's a man with high morals. his MORAL


1. " oru sooriyam

palla Thamarai

uravadinal athu

pavama ??? "



2. " yen manam oru

vandu yenam ( bee family)

theinam oru

pennidam ....."













Friday, December 12, 2008

The Godfather...

ya ... today saw godfather for 13th time . y am i crazy about this movie
don't know. but always love to watch this movie n even murmur those
dialogues to myself when i'm alone mostly in postin....
I'm no specialist in film review but just want to tell y like it so much.


Mario Puzzo's
THE GODFATHER.

first the casting s so perfect that even the one comes for one scene will be
in ur mind after watching the film.
DON vito corelone - i cant praise about him bcoz the whole world knows about
marlon brando . Then Al pacino , no need to explain.
Right from my childhood after seeing all action films , n commercial masala films i found this film as one of the most powerful story with no extreme actions n visual effects ....
Michael corelone younger son who has no interest in fathers buissiness
becomes a worst don than his father . This s also one reason for me liking this film bcoz i'm also younger son in my family n i always want to prove myself
above others in my family n still cant even think how to do it.. so atleast
i satisfy myself by watching this film where younger brother rules.
Films dialgues r much powerful than action...
eg:
1. I ll make him a offer which he cant refuse.

2. I'm a superstitious man ..... if something happens to my son i ll blame someone in this room.

3. U straightened my brother out.

4. dont say u dont know bcoz it insults my intelligence , it makes me very angry

5. The one who meets u for a meeting will be ur friend n he ll say he can arrange security in his ground but he ll be the traitor.

6. u r my elder bro but don't ever take sides against family , ever.

Especially that climax where he stands as godfather in baptism n kills
all his bussiness enemies s the master stroke .


ah... i dont want to continue this ,its boring to tell film reveiw ... wonder how those media junkies do it daily for all films . let them do it .. i wont .



Then , nearing the end of 2008 thinking about whether i followed my new year resolution ... ya great i ve followed my resolution to all extent . i never found it difficult to follow bcoz i dont see them as tablet which r good for our health, i see them as food which ll keep away from disease n tablet.
so being followed my resolution i ve the right to advice others .
forgot i still follow last last years resolution . Great ,
THOUGHT:
the one can rule himself can rule this world so easily .

I deserve n fit to this thought ,... same time i know most of them cant follow their
resolutions . i dont even mind to give a damm to them . Y shud i bother about
those useless nuts who cant even control thier mind. Let them all sink ,
n moreover i dont want to give my precious advice to a sinking boat.

i dont like to comment about a year its happiness sorrow etc etc.. i even hate
to read those in newspapers
2008 best film
2008 best political event
2008 best sportsmen
2oo8 best scince invention all those stuffs r hell of boring n same every year.

my advice let them start ...
2008 best terror attacks ( no wonder india ll get first place)
2008 worst film, sports , political leader, political stunts , dialogue.

in hollywood they even give award for every years worstfilms. V must start in tamil also, atleast in fear of getting these awards most heroes ll think before
speaking punch dialogs, n even stop acting senseless films .



I ve decided i ll also start this best 2008 this time , i bare when others bore me so i ll ve my revenge on them.
so wait for update of best of TVMC romance ,
then best of Ganapathy's star gals they ll rated with complete
description , profile , attitude , diction, voice, body language, sex appeal .
Then author cant be held responsible for explicit contents ... read it only if u r above 18 months age !!!!




MY 2008 NEWYEAR RESOLUTION :

Don't take any resolution, not only on newyear but also in all 365 days.



I ve been taking the same resolution for 5 years n going to take it for 2009 also !!!