i slept in platform ....

... for the first time i slept in a railway platform . our gang went
for kerala tour . v started on 12th night in Guruvayur express n reached
our destination point Ernakullam [cochin] by early morning 4.30 itself
, being one day tour v cant book room but v still got 2hrs for bus so no other
way to sleep other than platform.


But platform gave me a sound sleep even with noisy crowd , train honking
and all other disturbance of railway station. I always use to pity on the people
who sleep in platform but its wrong.Really it gave a sleep which i cant even get
in air conditioned room. Please try !!! its a great feel .

Then about tour , our gang enjoy in any place v dont need a separate
atmosphere for enjoying but this time it was a different experience. It
was kerala - SPICY STATE how rightly named . yes its a place of varieties.
Let me go in detail ...

FIRST STEP IN KERALA

The moment i landed my first step [ ernakulam ]
in kerala i started to admire the state . The climate , scenary everything in
kerala was so nice but i dint see them , the thing made to admire is

GIRLS

Every girl was breathtaking n i think spicy state s the best when
it comes to gals , ..... NOW u can correctly guess this tour was
organised by Ganapathy .

In railway station i saw a gal , she was looking great so my mind

started to search for a nice line or hi koo but soon there was another one

so i halted the previous gal thought n started to think for her , then there

was another one , again another .... My brain dried out of romantic lines

n poetic words . Soon i understood its not possible in this state .

Most of the gals are beautiful n different . Different - thats the important

point , every gal was unique . I prayed only one thing there ( see below)

BREAK FAST

We reached veega land by 7 am itself n the theme park will open

by 10 only so v have to again be in kerala streets . First v went to a small hotel

a gal came out for taking order(owner's daughter ) , oh god u shud ve

seen her wat a beauty she was

HELEN OF TROY

the first thing i thought when i saw her . If u got any

doubt u shud ve seen praveen's face his face was glowing after seeing her .

she asked u want Kadla kari or mutta kari ? v told kadala kari enough

( chenna ) but praveen snapped no v all need mutta kari ( egg, a bit costlier

than chenna ) for that he got a smile from her . [ i was furious at him]

The food was ok but she was .... at that moment i could realize how

much toll would ve taken for Romeo n Paris . She was extraordinary in a

very simple black chudi n yellow thuppata over her head . . .


When v were about to go praveen told me pavaam ava [ i pity her ]

i told to myself not at all she s ruthless , caused a internal hemorrhage for

us .


IN VEEGA LAND

Entering veega land gave me a feel of reaching a city in

fairy tale , the place was so beautiful n artistic . The climate was great n

the scenary was refreshing .

Again same problem, the place was filled with girls . There was

lots of arguement going between us for their beauty. some are

- they eat lots of fish and fish skin has a content which s resposible

for their beauty .

- they use lots of coconut oil .

- the climate n environment . so n so ...


I was not interested in it . The part i was thinking is

- how all gals ve sharp bridge nose.

- long black hair .

- their dresing sense .

- their correct body weight . not even slightly obese .

- gynecoid pelvis , medicine says only 50% female ve
gynecoid pelvis but there the incidence was more than 90% .


i decided its not possible to see all the beautiful gals in that jungle , so i

decided to watch the two gals moving before me in all ride . Thanks to

discovery channel ( lion eyes only one deer n chase )


Name not known they were sisters one in red one pink . My unbiased

opinion - they both were looking great in different sense . I cant

control myself from murmuring the lines from the film 7/g



" ayirathil oruthi endru avalin mugam enikkirathey

ayirathil ondrai ayioo avalin thangai sirikkirathey "

poor translation :

she looks beautiful like a 1000 in 1 but her sister s too beautiful

like 1 in 1000.

they were equally attractive n typical kerala look . Got a eye contact

with red gal for seconds and told myself this s enough . I was black out

at that time so i couldnt build a line for her . so now let me tell


her eyes said to me

" thee piditha thanga meenai parthathunda

enn kannil kandu kolvaai "

I never released them from my eyes , saw them for more than 2 hrs n then

went around to other sides [sights ] .


Its been long before i gave up the confusion whether seeing a

gal s right or wrong . When i was doing tenth my tamil mam told me

a evergreen advice ...

" to see a flower in garden is not a mistake or harm

the moment u think to pluck her then u r wrong ,

like s seeing a Girl "


-----------> Lets stop this There would be no end about
them n all gals there.

other things in tour -----


1 . They r maintaining the theme park like temple so clean n hygenic .

2. VERTICAL FALL - was my fav ride . its just folding hands n to fall. it gave

me the suicide feel was so thrilling . Ur brain ll stop

thinking when u r in the middle of fall , just when u touch

water u come back to life .


3. Got a kenyan friend in wave pool . V were all dancing like hell in

wave poll seeing that the kenyan came n joined with us . he even taught me

a kenyan Dance step .

4. FOuntain dance n the laser show was the best in our trip. V shud ve two

more eyes to see that .



5. While returing in train v were all playing cards , a sincere police told

tough u shud not play cards . There were lots of passengers without

ticket n lots of unreserved passengers sitting in reserved seats but he

took no notice of it . Great cop !!! I wonder how they compare tamil nadu

cop with scotland yard


Whatever, everything was above expectation- fun , entertainment ,

gals .

Sure we will come again to this spicy state ...


3 things i Loved in kerala

1. Girls

2. climate

3. nature

( may be after 30 yrs if i come to kerala the order may be reversed , for now

its girls topping the chart )


At last it became a unforgettable trip for all of us .

Sudden storm of such beautiful gals collapsed my thoughts n i could

think nothing other than them , even this blog s flooding with their thoughts .

So let me take a break n see u in next blog with other topics .




----> I prayed my friend Vyshak ( he s a keralate) should not get one such

beautiful kerala girl as his mistress. our friendship rocks !!!


a last line for them all

" when u look at me once

a lightning will strike my spine

you are my rain bearing clouds

my hormone river s flooded cos of you ! "

Final Year...

.... final year mbbs s backbreaking . Even my one side cheek
s painful . yes i'm sleeping for more than 12 hrs per day n due to hot
summer climate my pillow n bed are rock hard.

I'm just pretending myself that i'm a final year but the only thing
i do is sleep more. That too being in O&G postin is boredom.
There s no role for a guy in that postin. I take it as an advantage
n always sit in rest room . .

But Seeing others scares me off. Most of them r seriously reading ,
always wearing gloves n doing something in the process of
labour, asking doubt with the interns .

My kid sister is one step ahead ... she even goes n ask doubt to the
trained dais.

One such example :
They were preparing a patient for
emergency LSCS , the entire atmosphere was running around the clock.
she went to Dai n asked wat r they going to do, she replied they r going
to give enema for her . Her next question was WHERE WILL THEY
GIVE ENEMA ? ???

the dai was perplexed , she couldnt react for seconds , then after
sometime she replied I ve seen giving enema only in rectum!!!!
No dont laugh she wants to make sure for everything .


She s also a mobile epidemic . Modern medicines greatest problem
s hygeine n preventing carrier. BUt she wears a shoe which cats use as
Lavatory . She even proudly says to everyone that cat made my shoe
wet.

I'm afraid anytime there could be a epidemic outbreak of unnamed
Disease. Being a medical student i ve the responsibilty of preventing
this epidemic so tommorrow i shall pour acid in her shoes if she resists
i ll pour it over her leg also...


Then important events ....

1. M. sahoo msg ed me anonymously saying i'm ur school gal friend ,
guess me . But even while reading the second msg i found its a guy.

A guy cant fool another guy in msg saying i'm a gal. Some
reasons how i found this guy's msg as flaw.

A. He sent two msg's back to back one saying guess me
n other saying still cant find me - its out of logic , gals
never hastily send msgs . They always want to keep them
in Demand . Guys never ve patience.

B. His third msg was how r u ? its again a flaw . Gals r egostical
they always wait whether the guy cares for him , after confirming
that only they mind asking How r u ??

C. His msg language was abrupt n fonts was rough. Again a
mistake , gals msg sentence ll ve soft ends n the fonts ll have
a artistic sense .

Eg. For saying OK v just send as K. But mostly
they ll send as oK.

Note: Just type in ur mobile using small letter option as ok, it ll
be looking a bit artistic than capital letters OK. Thats gals .

SO v guys r hasty , short n sharp so v cant match them.

GALS ARE GALS.


2. Broke with my gal friend . dint tell her till now, not going to
tell after postin this blog also .
Just want to leave where it is.

Telling her ll lead to arguement , unnecessary emotions n
stupid feelings ,

I'M a Rational type , my emotions r limited to seeing

films like Schindler's list n Shawshank Redemption. So i dont want

to be in those situtations . Moreover she belongs to my postin unit

so it would be difficult for both us for carefully avoiding each others

gaze , pretending to avoid n speak to others etc etc. so better dont tell

her n allow herself to understand things .

And moreover i dont want to make it dirty by saying i'm

right she s not , so n so... The only thing i can say is V Both reached

the breaking point , so its better to move away rather than hurting each

other.

I broke up with her but i dont hear any sonnet or sad flute

playing behind my back . I'm not deaf n v both were really good

friends but i cant see the emotions which i ve seen in films. The reason

may be i'm practical ...

So here comes the toughest part , yes i'm going to advice on how to

be when u break with ur gal friends . [ advice s strictly against my

principles in this blog , but still not feeling sleepy so let me try]


ADVICE AFTER U BREAK UP :

1. Dont try to be very happy by laughing to unnecessary jokes

or simple comments . It ll keep on reminding u Y U R behaving

unnaturally .

2. Immediately dont search for a new gal friend , it ll make u more

sad bcos at that time u ll be looking for a alternative n u cant get

in short time .

3. Dont try to flirt more with less known gals ,at that time

only thing in ur mind ll be new gal friend n u cant think

any other things . On other hand she might be having

a good opinion on u but due to ur sudden change in attitude

she might doubt u.

4. DOnt try to make False opinion about her , saying to urself

she s a cheat , she s a liar. This ll depress u a lot bcos u ll be having

good opinion about her , suddenly abusing her ll make u think

urself a stranger n u might hate urself.

5. Dont try to prove yourself before her , by going near her n

calling another gal n speaking to her with smiling face.

This ll badly reflect ur own character , she can easily

understand ur childish character .

6. Dont try to see her without her knowledge , she can easily

guess this. IF u want to look at her see her eyes with

Animal Directness without any expressions .BY this way

she ll be confused about ur attitude .

7. Never do the things she expects ,

8. Keep yourself cool , make yourself occupied in other things ,

dont stretch too long about her , dont re telecast the scenes

when u both were smiling together n having fun.

9. Just be simple as you are n look at her as if she s one more

human being around u .

10. Dont compare ur situation with any films or characters n start

singing sad songs. It ll be artificial .

Then dont explain ur situation to ur friends , not even close

friends , this wont help u bcoz u know her better than him so wat ever he

says wont convince u and in other hand u r doing a shame full thing

to ur friendship with her ...


TO break up with a gal friend s not a anti climax or unexpected

thing ,


Treat it as a HAPPY ENDING ....