i slept in platform ....

... for the first time i slept in a railway platform . our gang went
for kerala tour . v started on 12th night in Guruvayur express n reached
our destination point Ernakullam [cochin] by early morning 4.30 itself
, being one day tour v cant book room but v still got 2hrs for bus so no other
way to sleep other than platform.


But platform gave me a sound sleep even with noisy crowd , train honking
and all other disturbance of railway station. I always use to pity on the people
who sleep in platform but its wrong.Really it gave a sleep which i cant even get
in air conditioned room. Please try !!! its a great feel .

Then about tour , our gang enjoy in any place v dont need a separate
atmosphere for enjoying but this time it was a different experience. It
was kerala - SPICY STATE how rightly named . yes its a place of varieties.
Let me go in detail ...

FIRST STEP IN KERALA

The moment i landed my first step [ ernakulam ]
in kerala i started to admire the state . The climate , scenary everything in
kerala was so nice but i dint see them , the thing made to admire is

GIRLS

Every girl was breathtaking n i think spicy state s the best when
it comes to gals , ..... NOW u can correctly guess this tour was
organised by Ganapathy .

In railway station i saw a gal , she was looking great so my mind

started to search for a nice line or hi koo but soon there was another one

so i halted the previous gal thought n started to think for her , then there

was another one , again another .... My brain dried out of romantic lines

n poetic words . Soon i understood its not possible in this state .

Most of the gals are beautiful n different . Different - thats the important

point , every gal was unique . I prayed only one thing there ( see below)

BREAK FAST

We reached veega land by 7 am itself n the theme park will open

by 10 only so v have to again be in kerala streets . First v went to a small hotel

a gal came out for taking order(owner's daughter ) , oh god u shud ve

seen her wat a beauty she was

HELEN OF TROY

the first thing i thought when i saw her . If u got any

doubt u shud ve seen praveen's face his face was glowing after seeing her .

she asked u want Kadla kari or mutta kari ? v told kadala kari enough

( chenna ) but praveen snapped no v all need mutta kari ( egg, a bit costlier

than chenna ) for that he got a smile from her . [ i was furious at him]

The food was ok but she was .... at that moment i could realize how

much toll would ve taken for Romeo n Paris . She was extraordinary in a

very simple black chudi n yellow thuppata over her head . . .


When v were about to go praveen told me pavaam ava [ i pity her ]

i told to myself not at all she s ruthless , caused a internal hemorrhage for

us .


IN VEEGA LAND

Entering veega land gave me a feel of reaching a city in

fairy tale , the place was so beautiful n artistic . The climate was great n

the scenary was refreshing .

Again same problem, the place was filled with girls . There was

lots of arguement going between us for their beauty. some are

- they eat lots of fish and fish skin has a content which s resposible

for their beauty .

- they use lots of coconut oil .

- the climate n environment . so n so ...


I was not interested in it . The part i was thinking is

- how all gals ve sharp bridge nose.

- long black hair .

- their dresing sense .

- their correct body weight . not even slightly obese .

- gynecoid pelvis , medicine says only 50% female ve
gynecoid pelvis but there the incidence was more than 90% .


i decided its not possible to see all the beautiful gals in that jungle , so i

decided to watch the two gals moving before me in all ride . Thanks to

discovery channel ( lion eyes only one deer n chase )


Name not known they were sisters one in red one pink . My unbiased

opinion - they both were looking great in different sense . I cant

control myself from murmuring the lines from the film 7/g



" ayirathil oruthi endru avalin mugam enikkirathey

ayirathil ondrai ayioo avalin thangai sirikkirathey "

poor translation :

she looks beautiful like a 1000 in 1 but her sister s too beautiful

like 1 in 1000.

they were equally attractive n typical kerala look . Got a eye contact

with red gal for seconds and told myself this s enough . I was black out

at that time so i couldnt build a line for her . so now let me tell


her eyes said to me

" thee piditha thanga meenai parthathunda

enn kannil kandu kolvaai "

I never released them from my eyes , saw them for more than 2 hrs n then

went around to other sides [sights ] .


Its been long before i gave up the confusion whether seeing a

gal s right or wrong . When i was doing tenth my tamil mam told me

a evergreen advice ...

" to see a flower in garden is not a mistake or harm

the moment u think to pluck her then u r wrong ,

like s seeing a Girl "


-----------> Lets stop this There would be no end about
them n all gals there.

other things in tour -----


1 . They r maintaining the theme park like temple so clean n hygenic .

2. VERTICAL FALL - was my fav ride . its just folding hands n to fall. it gave

me the suicide feel was so thrilling . Ur brain ll stop

thinking when u r in the middle of fall , just when u touch

water u come back to life .


3. Got a kenyan friend in wave pool . V were all dancing like hell in

wave poll seeing that the kenyan came n joined with us . he even taught me

a kenyan Dance step .

4. FOuntain dance n the laser show was the best in our trip. V shud ve two

more eyes to see that .



5. While returing in train v were all playing cards , a sincere police told

tough u shud not play cards . There were lots of passengers without

ticket n lots of unreserved passengers sitting in reserved seats but he

took no notice of it . Great cop !!! I wonder how they compare tamil nadu

cop with scotland yard


Whatever, everything was above expectation- fun , entertainment ,

gals .

Sure we will come again to this spicy state ...


3 things i Loved in kerala

1. Girls

2. climate

3. nature

( may be after 30 yrs if i come to kerala the order may be reversed , for now

its girls topping the chart )


At last it became a unforgettable trip for all of us .

Sudden storm of such beautiful gals collapsed my thoughts n i could

think nothing other than them , even this blog s flooding with their thoughts .

So let me take a break n see u in next blog with other topics .




----> I prayed my friend Vyshak ( he s a keralate) should not get one such

beautiful kerala girl as his mistress. our friendship rocks !!!


a last line for them all

" when u look at me once

a lightning will strike my spine

you are my rain bearing clouds

my hormone river s flooded cos of you ! "