Making Love ....

DINNER TABLE

" are u sure u dont want anything ? ve atleast a cup of coffee.." he asked

"Nope " she replied with a smile . After dinner he went to drop her in

room n at the gates he couldnt resist, he just dragged his eyes down n

saw her Neck line,moonlight was falling on her n

creating a shadow on her neckline ...

she caught his eyes ..
He
" moonlight turns even the most civilised men into PRIMITIVE "


she smiles within lips " today u see me like a school boy :) " ... Although they have speaked about this for hours casually before they still felt a coldness inside ... Finally they decided to GO !! Ahead this time ..

They both entered her bedroom n fell in bed.. he found the surrounding
nostalgic and a sense of fear was gripping him but he convinced his Instinct
by saying it happens to everyone when they do for the first time ..Still the moon was looking at them without any curiosity about whats going to happen .. He heard some wierd noise around the street ..

Now he turned her and was ready to do for what they were born...

Slowly he started to unveil her neckline which the moonlight shadow made him not to see before ... At the Heat of the moment he received a sms

" Hi buddy , will be late by 2 hrs, got a work will see u after that :)" ...

He got a whiplash , she ll be late ah ? then who is the one under her skin now with me in bed ...

He wanted to think, today

- she dint eat with him

- she was extremely Beautiful under moonlight

- she s unusually cold

- her eyes are of diff colour ...

He wanted to make a conclusion that the one now with him is a VAMPIRE ....

He wanted to cry out , he wanted to run amok ...

but before that she started to HUG HIM n KISS HIS NECK ....



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NEXT MORNING :

He woke up n thought the same stupid question every human

asks after an accident or attack " where am I ? " ..He found himself in the same

bed , now its day but sun rays couldnt cross the dark curtain n enter the room so it

was forming a thin frame of the window around the curtain .. He found his hands

pale n lips dry , doubting was he still a human .. But he was still a human with all

pain senses intact .. he sighed with relief n found her sleeping under

his skin . He kissed her forehead n slapped his mobile cursing

" BSNL msgs always deliver late , that must be a msg sent afternoon by her n

delivered to me midnight .. bsnl sucks " ..

He got dressed n whispered in her ears " Its day "

she moaned "i hate sunlight " he smiled thinking about the last night ...

Then he kept two i - Pill tablets [ levanorgestrol] n asked her to take one

immediately n other tab after 12 hrs..

He said byees n left the room .. After sometime she got up

confirming he left the room n pulled the Drapes of the Room Curtain allowing

sun rays to fill the room ... now she was standing under sunlight with

Clawed nails , Two long Canine teeth reaching the chin , with hairs all over the

body , Blood Thirsty Eyes , bulging muscle of a Predator ...


What he dint know was she was a " VEGETARIAN VAMPIRE "




*** THE END ***

Religion ... Love.

We belong to one of the two religion, JEW or CHRISTIAN ...

Christian are those who found their LOVE or love has descended on them ...

Jew are those people still waiting for Love to reach their world ;( ....

so who am i ??

I 'm still a JEW ... obviously.



I used to get confused at times , which is better ...


one time i used to think being

alone is so peaceful n no need to portray us by any means .. other time [ like

when i'm so happy or sad ] i used to think it would be nice if v ve one .

still i'm confused n as usual when i get confused sleep comes n saves me ..

ya feeling sleepy , gonna sleep ..


p.s : My shortest post , great !! i always explain or tell things in long prose , wanted to change it n be more precise . TWITTER is helping a lot to reduce my word output /post .

ME - SHE TALK FAILS ( once again )

ME - SHE TALK FAILS


LOCATION : CLASSIFIED

DURATION : 45 MINS

SUBJECT : DIPLOMATIC ISSUES .. !!


[ NO JOINT STATEMENT DICTATED TO MEDIA ]

REPORTED BY SOURCES ...

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Broke up with my friend 6 months ago due to serious misunderstandings ...

now again we got to be in same unit in postings with hard face off...

somehow we managed for 5 weeeks in posting by avoiding each others gaze,

irritating each other by all means . If we wanna ask anything we just use a

mediator in unit , if i wanna scold her i used to scold indirectly my kid sis in

unit [ later my kid sis ll spit back me in 3 languages ;) never mind it ]

while taking cases i wont be near n vice versa ... I wont used to speak with other

unit mates or do anything in unit ( mutually all the 4 in unit doesnt go well with

me n i do the same ) ..

Initially she was thinking she got good control over unit n was

very amused to ve a incredible support from others in unit except me ...

At first it was all going her way like she would speak to prof regarding what

case to take , what to do in unit , arranging teaching annexe etc etc .. but with

weeks passed she was getting pissed that she got to do everything in unit.The

GREATEST DIFF SHE DIDNT UNDERSTAND IS SURGERY IS NOT LIKE

MEDICINE DEPARTMENT , here in surgery noone teaches seriously or

clinically everything is just book version so v get bored easily ---

on the other hand i knew this already n was spending time leisurely without

any tension of shifting , taking , or presenting case .. so now she started to

grumble that i'm not doing anything i n unit this n that , but no one wanted to

raise the issue with me n n0 one can blame me , bcos they took the responsibility.

so she setup the meeting with me .....

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HIGHLIGHTS IN THE MEET -

- she was prepared for the meet already n i knew it in last minute only

but it doesnt makes any diff [ i dont need time to prepare for a speech ;) LOL]

- she started by explaining that she started to speak today in wards bcos

she dont want both us looking like enemies in wards


- usually i would be speaking a lot , but this time i was listening in light

mood bcos that day i was in a happier mood ...

inital few minutes were serious like who s doing wrong this n that ...


- then i started to speak with my own arguements .. then she told i dont want

to fight n all... she told she want to be just CLASSMATES
[ nothing more than that ]






ok then we decided to be diplomatic , like...

how to be from now ... i told we shall speak till in wards when necessary

then go away without any fights, she asked after wards

what s our position ?

i replied u in your way n me in mine ....

- i thought the deal would be impressive but there came a topic whether we can

be friends again ?...

THE HEAT TURNED ON...




- both started to argue furiously , her allegations were too hard

n gave me the impression that i'm the reason for all this ,

she told " u just say v shall break n go , u dont mind anything , u just dont

understand me , u r too immature , etc etc "

- then she also added u havent changed after all this time still u r like

what u were ... so i cant trust u i cant be a friend to what u r now , if we wanna

be friends u got to change [------ ] she told few things to change , then added

so first u change these things then i need some time to think then if possible

v shall be friends !!!!!

WHOOO ah !!!! [ i was glas she completed ]

- then i started my points , i dont want to take it too long so i just told ...

" what u r saying is right!! i'm too immature n i dont think i can change so we

cant be friends its not possible "

" so like u say we shall just be CLASSMATES "

she finally told me she has changed a lot in this 6 months n she s

not like what i think ,she s now too steady n mature ..

I started walking saying " ya. u ve changed a lot " with the mocked smile

she too started walking without understanding my sarcasm as usual ....


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MY ANALYSIS OF THE MEET -



- the meet was nothing but stupidity

- both havent forgotten the past between us ..

- the speech was always going without any direction n i felt a bit amateurish

- i was pretty sure she hasnt changed ..

- i dont think we can be friends again ...

- she remembers everything that can be pointed out as i was wrong

- she imitates my kid sister a lot n wanna show herself as bubbley

by nature , i hate seeing that in her [ have your own identity ]

- she thinks she can disappoint me by doing certain things in unit ,god pls

tell her i'm a not that stero type stupids ...

- then finally i'm not that much angry with her now !!!

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but the meet failed without any diplomatic understandings.

Eventhough she want to be like class mates i still havent made my first move

to recognise or neither she has given up her ego to be as classmates ..

The only thing i did mature is when she told we shall be just classmates

i almost asked " does it include messaging n calling " good lord ! i got my

senses back n rolled back my tongue without asking anything stupid


so the news is THE MEET FAILED .



p.s - just after this i thought even two persons cant come to a same understanding

in a meet , then how the hell we except two nations to settle on a issue with a

meet .. Thats y v are still speaking border isssue after 60 yrs of independence.


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UPDATE -

After i got 3 rd prize in diabetic quiz she called me , for telling

CONGRATS ! so where were we now ??....

in the middle of the conversation ..

in the middle of the conversation



She : if hitler has seen Eva Braun before WW II the war could be prevented ..

Ganapathy : huh... ya ,, he would ve distracted from his national
(Gany) duty n started to write poems ....:)

She : no no, not like that he would have started to like
pen instead of pistols ,
flowers instead of grenades , he would chasing
butterflies instead of jews ;
there would been no Holocaust , ghetto or Auspitz ...

Gany : mmm.. hmmm , in addition hitler would ve lost
his nation to Allies before War ..;)

She : not like that da ... she would ve taught him love n peace

Gany : shhh...come on do u think a single women could ve
changed the course of war or persons life ...

She : what do u mean then ? when u proposed u told i
created a change in you n u wanted to change
forever holding my arms ...but now u say
as if a women can influence nothing in a guys life ?
so u tried to cheat or what ..?

Gany : nothing like that bunny ;, why to compare hitler
with our issue .. v shall leave that topic ...

She : No i cant , u better make it clear...

Gany : ok. ok see what i told was not about Guys commonly
i just meant aboutHitler alone ...n ok i agree with u ,
WW II would been prevented if Hitler
have seen Eva Braun before war n fallen in Love ... ok

She : no i' not convinced ..!!!

Gany : see .. I dont want to do Hitler's mistake thats why
I started to Love you

Before INDO- CHINA war... trust me ...

She :
[ she couldnt pretend her anger anymore n her smile travelled n filled

her Dimple , bcos of her smile her ears started to lift a bit n her face

was glooming like a butterfly ...:) ]




Gany : [ he guessed what is happening on the other side n told]

LOVE YOU ...

She : Me Too... good night ...

[ she winks at the moon n the moon winks at him]

with this the microwave transmission across the BSNL n Vodafone Towers ends n

he receives a message ...

" cost for last call

is 56.30 rupees n the

balance in your mobile is

2.o5 rupees , your validity

expires on 13th nov 2009. "

Diabetic Quiz...

PRE- SCRIPT :

The following content is written in a weird mood of Happiness ,
self arrogance and self pride .. so better skip this topic .


being a movie buff i used to watch Al Pacino , Robert Deniro kinda crime , drug , mafia movies ... for a change i saw this movie 2 months back n was stuck with its storyline... I'm not gonna write the story just the reference part

Goodwill doesnt gets commited anything to life - Prof robin atlast tells the reason for it

" U dont compete , bcos of fear of failure
U Dont love anyone , bcos of fear that i might hurt u oneday
Like is everything in life"

This part suit most of us in our life .. V just say v got no interset or v tell ourselves
we are Hypercool guys or V r freaks etc etc but the real reason for not competing
anything in Life is FEAR- we are afraid we might lose , so we just mask this with
above said lack or this n that...

After seeing this movie i realised Why i'm like this in my college .. so after seeing this movie i wanted to participate something n see how i face failure ...

It came in the form of

DIABETIC QUIZ

ON

WORLD DIABETES DAY ..

The quiz had preliminary rounds n then finals , participants can be from Final yr
n House surgeons .. To everyone's surprise i gave my name for prelim..
[ Note : I havent participated in any quiz for past two decades ] .. When i went to attend the preliminary round many gave a mocked smile "what this guy doing here " bcos i'm final yr n more over i dont step near anything related to academic activities in clg ,...

The twist was i got selected for Final round of quiz ,n you know what ? I was the only team that got selected from final yr , rest were House surgeons ... It was great success to me after all this yrs in clg . So i got satisfied with this thinking i still got the Firing neurons alive , i had no mind to prepare for finals, when the
Slight controversy took up - some gals openly claimed that its impossible for him to get selected for final , there must be some malpractice ...

Dare gals you point your gun towards me - my firing neurons aroused once again n decided i ll take one of the prize in final quiz no matter all other teams were House surgeons ... [ i decided to get down fighting ]

Final quiz day came n i did a fair job n won third prize answering indirectly that i was the right choice selected from preliminary round among final yrs .

I'm happy to the core not because of winning , i'm happy because i ve found myself in me ....

My Thanks n half of this pride goes to my friend n quiz partner Vijayaraj...
Those who doubted our slection ve witnessed our success in open podium;

IT CANT BE BETTER THAN THIS ....

P.s :
I know i'm arrogant in this post , but i dont wanna pretend as if i'm so humble , they made me furious n i ve replied to it ...


Got a Certificate and a Cash Prize:)








Again It cant be better than this ....:)

LOVE and FRIEND

The two words make life beautiful but when they both meet ...

Ganapathy - friend - pravin

Ganapathy - ? - SHE - ? - Pravin.

Both like her n want her , thats were friendship n love meets n complicates things .

Poor her , her position is like one foot in ditch n other in soil .

she s helpless n couldnt make a decision , so i tried to help her out . ..



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So my part continues here, [ means i'm explaining her ]

" see both r bad no doubt in it , bcos i know them for years . THe option s to pick
better of the two .



First about ganapathy

1. ur not the only gal he spends time

2. he can live with any gal

3. he s too thin so u cant expect him to lift u sing songs for u ..

4. he wont take u out in two wheeler , bcos always aibo ll be in his back seat
so in future u might think aibo as bear in shiva pooja

5. even midnight he ll be only messaging , u cant expect anything more
from him

6. if u go out to dinner with him ,its just awaste of time bcos hardly he ll eat for
3 mins so u cant ve any conversation with him.

7 . if ur vintage kinetic honda struggles to start in rain u cant ask him to kick
start or push n come ..

8 . u cant introduce ur friends to him, its to risky ;)

9. If u select him , arul ll also come n speak to u .Like 20g free with 100g tooth
paste , so u gotta use that 20g free arul also..!!!

10. Only good thing to select him is he ll give 65rs Amritha gifts often ...

on other hand , about Pravin

1. one of the dumbest human being in ur locality ..

2. He always keeps a distance from u , its not due to shy , its bcos he wants
Love to fill in the gap between u n him..

3. he can live even with ur photograph for life ...

4.He never minds even when u do mistake like when u mispronounce his name

as paveen kumar ; he smiles to it saying she s still a kid n so speaks in

kid's slang .

5. just for ur one word he ll do anything, like wash his multicreature shit
loaded bike when u want to look the bike clean..

6. got 50 gb ----- in Hard disk , so ll entertain u in all ways ;)

7 . got cowboy friends arun n pranesh , ll fool them easily n spend all
time with you ..

8. He ll eat for an hour , so going out with him ll make u feel excited.

9. A good poet , ll make u immortal through his lines like


" you know why Friday Gods are decorated ?

bcos she comes to temple on friday !!! "


" she told she hugs teddy bear n sleep everyday

I asked could the teddy bear close its eyes after seeing u ?"



10 . Moreover tomorrow his b'day so if u select him he ll give Oc treat , ..


so if u ask me, whom u want to select i would say better dont select both of them ...



cheers ...


HAPPY BIRTHDAY PRAVIN KUMAR [ KUCHI]

Final Msg :

Pravin dont feel noone loves u , bcos might be ur future Wife s

praying so strongly that u should be for her alone, forever !!!! LOL