Saturday, October 9, 2010

Intern .. Mobile .. Life


Those were days when i receive a call , a smile spreads over my face like a omlet spreading over kadai .. I ll be curiously waiting for calls . Those midnight chats with Her s [plural ] , texting early morning days ve gone. Now I feel these things happened a decade before . My life for past 6 months has changed from my normal course n now running to keep up my time. Life s Hectic .

But nowadays when i receive a call i give a deep frown before attending it. The
caller ll be old nurse calling me to Hosp saying patient got this complaint n
that complaint. U cant spend time for urself . Just when ur relatives come home
u get a call saying a case s very bad come soon to hosp. In all wards ur name n mobile number ll be sticked to walls like a wanted List. U dont know from which '
ward u ll get a call n for what. Most of the time the call ll be for unnecessary reasons . Those stupid staff could handle it but she prefers to disturb u. Bcos
of this i feel i got no time for me.


No way i could manage time n spend time for myself .Those were days when v all
used to ve lots of fun within a single room. V never needed a separate place to make fun .Just anywhere our very presence ll lift d mood n make us feel light.

Now i go for lots of Treat with my co-intern n v all laugh together but never feel
light or enthusiastic . I observe a pattern of false smile n fun round the Dinner
table. I dont like these kinda NEED TO LAUGH pattern . So i become a silent
spectator among them. Those days with my friends can never be brought back or
replaced. New friends r just to be named as Professional friends I say . Its like
going somewhere to break ur work stress.


Being said this s how my life s going to be . Its the choice i made so no turning
back.

I feel lots of lots of things ve changed in my life . Like those midnight
calls ve been shifted to 3am morning n early morning texting ve now become
my Noon routine. Then regarding time management i ve been complaining
For 23 yrs Nothing could be done on it :).

So wats this .. every Intern complaining about their life style change n saying
not able to manage time.I ve never seen anyone of my friend managing time
or being punctual . so y complaining Now. The above things r just a small addition
to our routine Life. Its not that v ve lost our life. So sad i ve also been in this
category . If ppl scold or irritate us in work ,so wat?? v ve faced similar things
when v were a student. At that time v were able to forget n overcome it but now thinking ourself as grown up v take it as an Embarrassment. Why to think
or ve an Illusion that v r grown up when v r not. I'm proud to say i'm still
Immatured n dont know the real world . ya few of my batch Gals even gonna get
married ,it doesnt demand me to be so serious n stiff matured guy. I cant change
for others . I prefer change shud occur from ur Inner sense . And I'm patient
enough to wait for it. .. Till then i ll be what i'm now..

see ya Folks .

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Facebook Chat ..

TWITTER -

U cant control frowning when ur friend comments on ur fav gals FB wall ..

- fuherShiva

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HE = Hi :) how r u ?

SHE = Hey Hi ..fine here , long time no see..so how r u ?

HE = Had chappathi for dinner ..

SHE = what ??

HE = I answered ur next question :P

SHE = oh.Let me tell the last then " ciao!"

*she goes offline with this *


Moral - Gals ve scanty sense of humor..!

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SHE = Hi .. wasssup ..

HE = Argh .. it was a tough day , got screwed by senior officials,they treat us like
slave .They dont even mind to give a 1/2 hour break for lunch , they dont take
any responsibility just show directions n disappear . I hate to work with
them but i like this job n wont give up.

* she goes offline without any notice *


Moral - Gals ask caring question not for answers only to be asked in return...

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SHE = It was a great weekend .. :))

HE = Mm ..

SHE = Me n my friends really enjoyed a lot :)

HE = mmHmm ..

*she goes offline *


Moral = Gals dont like calm n patient guys .

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SHE = Hey ya .. wassup ?/

UR Friend = Tubelight , fan n two romancing lizards ..

SHE = LOL :) Anytime ----izm thana ??

Ur Friend = Nopes only 24 hrs a day ...

u know " Love is Blah ! blah !! ..u cant explain it , u can only accept it "
#----Quotes


SHE = haha.. u r so funny .. u made my day ..!

*she stays online *


Moral - Girls r weird n Like weird people .

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P.S - I hate Facebook n I Love Facebook for the same reason ..:p


Few may think the entire post is to mention about the last convo , but its not

true .This post belongs to category - Random Thoughts . :P


Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Say No to Plastic ; Say Yes to Life !!

DISCLAIMER - The following content s not advisable to read for people less

than 11 years.


A post to bring awareness against Global warming ..!!


Based on Real Life Incidents .


I always ve this habit .. when someone complain about X or Y .. I just ask them to

show their fingers n tell " Look at them , what do u see ?? " With this they give a

Deadly stare n leave the place . This trick works well n u get escaped from

listening to their Ramblings . But when i did this with my gal it

dint work [ only the trick ] .

DEPARTMENT OF O & G


FAMILY PLANNING OP


The early morning buzzing crowd was less that day due to national bandh n she

was sitting next to me in Family Planning[FP] Consulting room .For beginners

yes v were sitting alone bcos v were the two posted Intern For FP . She started

as usual like most gals that " this guy doing this ,that girl irritating me etc.."

I played my usual trick by asking her "So now show me ur fingers " .. She got the

undercurrent of my sarcasm n decided to play against it . She " ok see my fingers

what next " . I thought for the moment n gave the usual earth old explanation

" see all fingers r different , like r ppl " .She " I asked u to see the fingers n not

give philosophy " . Me " yes i ve seen it .. so what ?? " . She " Now tell me which

finger u want to be ? " .

Now clearly the ball was in her court , felt cold , i thought she never knew

that am adoring her , but from my attitude even a gal with 1/2 ounce brain can

find out. Was feeling helpless n she added to it by coming still closer n now

i could feel her skin over me . She"come on tell me ,which finger u want to be ?"

Considering the heat production under my skin i wanted touch a finger but

it wouldnt be appropriate for the moment so went to touch the next finger that

is Ring Finger .



She was now holding the game under full control . She " Dont u dare to

touch me .. ok " . Me " No I' m not touching ,, i'm holding it from falling Down :) "

To make the situation more romantic i went down to kiss her Finger but

in reflex movement she moved it n i landed over her lap , for a moment i thought

i'm dead . Few minutes passed [ actually 45 secs only she allowed !!] n she took

me by her arm n asked so what r u doing .. Me " I'm searching for our baby's

heartbeat " . She showed her Ring finger n said " You still havent occupied this

place !! " . Me " I thought u liked Steffy Graffe ? " . This time too she could

understand the sarcasm n said " I believe in Indian culture ". Me " so what s it

The Indian Culture ? I wanna Know " She took a small pack from

the Family Planning Box gave a wicked smile n said "This is Indian culture " .

I grabbed the pack from her lovable resistance n whispered over her ears

" Say No to Plastic ; Say Yes to Life !! "

P.S -

FYI - Steffi Graf got married to Agassi after making two children .


Friday, May 28, 2010

Drunken Drive


Don't You know there ain't no Devil
, its just God when he's Drunk .

- Tom Waits



Drunken people get caught when they drive after alcohol Booze n police take them to Nearest Govt Hospital to certify them Drunk , cease their vehicle n make them appear before court n pay Fine of Rs.500 to Rs. 1000 then give back their vehicle. Its a Routine process.

But every Drunk n the Author ve this doubt for a long time , " In a Heavy moving traffic How they exactly find the drunk ? "

When the Author was certifying a Drunk he could not control his Curiosity so He asked the police " How u find the drunk ?" . The police officer smiled n said
its not too technical or magical . Its a simple strategy .


Though its a confidential one the author wanna help poor drunks
who get caught often ,so he ll reveal the secret here , after all these Drunks contribute major share in nation's economy . Every year TamilNadu Budget s
based on their contribution .Every bridge, 4 way, IT parks ve their name in it.

So now the strategy :

Police officers got to show a range of drunken drive within their station limits
to higher officers say like 4 for a locality. So first they chose a Wine shop as a
spot. Now they place a policemen in disguise within the wineshop ..yes this s
first n basic part of strategy. He ll be sitting next to the man who sells u the
bottle , but u easily fail to notice bcos right after seeing the wineshop board u
forget ur surroundings n start to think about the booze effect.

Next the policemen ll see whether u r entering the Bar or just getting the booze
n leave the shop. If u enter the Bar then he notes ur shirt colour , bike model
n bike number . He passes this information to policemen who ll be waiting on
both the ends of road. When u leave the bar n start ur vehicle he watches the road u take n again signals the men waiting on that road.

So it may look that u r randomly caught n u resist by saying i dint drink n i
dont know what liquor means ..blah ..blah .He never listens to u n drags
u to the hosp to certify.


This s the scenario n so Behave properly when u r taken to the hosp. Dont be
silly like saying i know this Bigshot , im relative to that Bigshot , I dint drink , i
took only 3 ounce . Mostly educated men behave like this , bcos those uneducated
villagers who come to us behave so genuine by saying that " my mother in law passed away so v all got drunk " , " it was my sisters marriage so v got drunk
sorry sir " . Only educated men grumble n show his wife's ID card n all ..
ya. Its true .. And beware when u behave primitive like this u got face our
mocked looks n sarcastic comments .. Drinking s not a crime only
drunken drive s wrong so dont take it to personal just laugh it out ..
Answer the questions asked by Doc get the certificate
n pay the fine.Its that simple .. !

Now The Author ll give u the Invaluable Tips of How to Escape from this ..

- First s as simple " Dont drink n Drive "

- Second s also " Dont drink n Drive " [ Fight Club Effect ]

- Never park ur two wheeler before wineshop , if u do so then dont drink
every penny, save few bucks for Bus charge bcos after u get caught they cease ur
vehicle n after certifying u got to return from hosp to home [ one guy asked me
bus charge bcos he drank for all money :-) ]

- Dont wear attractive dress ,u get easily identified in traffic wear light checked
shirts which ll be difficult to differentiate n most ppl ll be wearing same shades

- Then try to bribe the policemen before they write memo , no way out after writing memo

- Sleep within the bar n go next day morning . This s a foolproof method . 0%
failure rates.

- If u suspect police out there , message ur friend to come n meet u in front of
wineshop .. when he comes take his vehicle n say " i wanna try this one today u
take mine " .

- If u r medical college student . no worries take ur ID card n show them .. u ll
be let to Go .. Bcos no medico ll be certified as drunk in any Hosp . Professional
Integrity !!. Police Know this well n wont waste time with u.

- Never carry Liquor bottles after u r drunk .. if u r taking it , then u r treating
the police men tonight.

Follow this simple Ideas n avoid get caught.

P.s .
Released For Public Awareness , The Author cant be held Responsible for any
consequences .. !!

Saturday, May 22, 2010

CELEBRATION TIME 50 th BlogPost...


Its my simple way of celebration for 50 th blogpost.. :) .. It has taken almost 19 months [1 1/2 years ] to achieve this feat. Most ppl who started blogging after me have reached their 100 th post well before me , no comments on it n this s not a race.. I had a long thought whether i shud wait till 100th but its sin to postpone happiness n celebration.

These 1 1/2 years in blog was like a journey to me , when i started this blog i dint ve anything to write n am not a creative guy too. But something told me that i shud be a part of it. Its not just what i write in this space , because i spent most of the time reading other blogs n am really a admirer of many blogs here though i dont comment or follow them .I preferred anonymity in this space n thats the reason many of my friends dont know my blog id n others dont even know i ve a blog.

When i started my journey in blog i thought i'm the second Indian to ve a blog next to Arun [ he introduced me to blog ] because those days Blog Log in page used to show recent blog updates n always there ll be some foreign name. But later
i realized even a Village gal from Keelakari ll be having a blog n write about Dubai
food cuisines. Now when i think about those ignorant days it gives a thin smile
in my face.

After starting a blog i had serious of confusions about how people get so much
followers , how they get awards , what s a guest post etc. But within two months
i thought i should quit blog bcos i dint ve anything to write n had only 1 follower [arun - almost for 1 yr he was my only follower] in contrast others having 100 's. Slowly i got straightened that blog s not a materialistic world n its not some competition . The journey went on i crossed lots of blog n enjoyed their way of expressing things .

Accidentally i crossed WRITER'S LOUNGE .. It was a very inspirational site for me to quit blogging..HaHa.. Its was like a Jungle of writers .Spend hours reading their poems, 55 fiction , acrostics , tales .. I felt ashamed that i couldnt write like them, again the thought of quitting came.But this time i decided not to be humble n set myself some goals n achieve it before i quit like

- getting followers in two digits

- A blogpost getting 2 digit comments [ only 1 post achieved that ]

- reaching 50 th post

- write a guest post for someone [ Raji gave that Honor ]

- ****** *** **** [ still not reached that goal ,so i cant mention !! ]

Happy that i ve reached 4 out of my 5 goals. Still feel a bit sad that i dint make any
blog friends here out of this 1 1/2 yrs , may be i wasnt a good conversationalist
here.


Now about other blogs -

I thoroughly enjoyed many gals blog here , they were
all intense feminists n reading them made me know what mistakes we do as a guy.
But when they write they all spoke about one thing common like they wont quit
blogging after marriage n they wont abide to husband in any such rules , the truth
s that those gals deleted their blog even before marriage with a note that they r gonna get married soon . May be they r ll Indian feminists. !!

Later part i started reading tamil blogs which showed a new dimension . Some blogs discussing about middle class working guy's problems in chennai was
awesome n those jokes about their salary n cost of living gave me a Heavy smile .

EPIC FALL - I consider two bloggers had an epic fall in my reading space.

1. Pink orchid - dont know who she s but her posts were enjoyable n thoughtful
most times her conversation kinda posts showed How arrogant men are with gals
suddenly she disappeared from blog world.

2 . ARun [ cupids Lunatic ] The man who i know as silent dumblook kid in my class surprised me with his writes in this space , been a close follower of him ..suddenly he had Boom in his write and was in high form for almost an year .A guy who was shy to even cross a gal was writing Romantic poems , 55 fiction n vampire love stories here .. but suddenly his blog collapsed ,changed his id couple of times , lost his followers [ but ve his blog GF in gtalk ] n now writing a blog which s just an update about his current life (like twitter ) Hope n wish he comes
back again.

TIME FOR COMPLIMENTS

1.Ganapathy - my intimate friend who never fails to read any of my blog post or to comment . Most of my posts r based on his love tangles. The PLAYBOY .. Thank u
da for spending time for my blog.

2.Arun - fellow blogger n college mate.

3. Raji - twitter friend , hates when i call her twitter friend wants to be called friend alone.. a good blogger writes personal stories n views ..wish she continues her blog amidst work . Had a great time with her during my final yr exam stress . Now v both dont find time , bcos she a oppicer now :P .

4 . FathiMa NusRath - married kid .. its really fun to read her blog n laugh at her
innocence . Running away from spammers like NEO in MATRIX .. :P . Often i get
irritated with her mood swings , the more i read her blog the more i admire Ziyaad n wonder how miserable his life s with her ..!! My view about her blog "Its a Girl
thing :P "

5. Shimmer - Again dont know what her name or who she s .. but like her simple
way of expressing things .Her blog s an exception among other gals blog which r full of complication n confusions .Ambitious gal .

6 . Athisa , salaram - couple of tamil blogs , dont know who they r ..but enjoy reading their writes .. Athisa s funny guy n his writes remind me of writer Sujatha
..wish he becomes a writer in future .


So nothing left to say , I dont write any personal stuffs , current affairs , women's rights , animal rights , tiger counts .. my blog s like a wild river .. it takes its own turn n direction to travel.. so its a celebration time atlast.

P.S
I wont be surprised if this s going to be my last blog post . I had my share of time in this n loved every moment .

Friday, April 30, 2010

Dentist ..Love..Me ..!


Why Do i Fall in Love with every woman i see
who shows me the least bit of attention
-Eternal sunshine Of spotless mind.


Today went for Dental opinion n Check up . First a senior Dental surgeon
came n was speaking Hell of Things bcos he knew
I'm a MBBS but he did not know most mbbs guys doesnt even Know the
Dental formula . So he finished his speech by saying Now another Doc ll
come n Do the scaling . After few minutes a Girl entered the Room .
Pink pants , white coat , a blue Mask ..beautiful eyes .

She came near me pulled her stool near n asked in a heavily doctor
accented tone "which area u feel the pain " .

I played my first card by replying " Arrh ! this 3rd lower molar tooth
n right upper incisors " . She Dropped her voice well below normal n said
" oh.ok. R u a Dentist ? " , i made a cut reply " NO " .

Now i was waiting for her to drop the card n then play it . she "so u r ? " . I was
waiting for it " I'm doing my MBBS Internship " with this she forced herself a
smile for me , Wow..even with the uninterested smile she
was glowing .

Once again Read the above Italic Lines n continue .

Now i was lying in the Dental chair n she drew her stool near me n
started her work . Her face was right above me . I was glad i was in a
dental clinic bcos here I got to be in open mouth if i ve seen her somewhere
else I would ve opened my big mouth same way n she would ve thought
me a primitve.

I was telling again n again to me ..she must be my age.. she s the ONE
[actually i ve said this 7 times in past ] n even with all those
instruments in mouth i was keeping up the conversation with her
now n then , n she was using lots of medical terms to get impressed
like Trismus, Calculus , Dental massage cream name etc..
poor gal dint know i was impressed the moment
she entered the room . Now n then she was smiling n i was way
past in dreams with thoughts like ..

- she s the first gal who has ever touched my teeth !!

- was so eager to see her without mask .. but even with mask i framed the rest
of her face in mind..

- I ve never seem a girl's eyes this close..

- For a moment i had the thought I 'm lying over her lap ..

- Her hair was falling from both sides of ear n with a bright light above head,
it was as if a Mystic Black water falls flowing over my head

- By mistake she nicked a gum n it started bleeding , she asked
me to spit in basin ,after spitting again i had bleed so spitted again
I asked "Do i ve hemophilia ?" ..she giggled.

- I decided whatever happens today i write a Poem [first] on her..



[ actually i dont know how to write a poem n moreover dont ve the confidence to name it a poem !! so given a alternate name . ]

BROKEN LINES IN ITALICS

1.
" You r my Infective endocarditis ,

u started from my tooth

And Ended Hurting my Heart "



2.
"Forever.. Forever ..

I wanna remain Here

Let the world end within this room

Let the head lamp become sun

Let ur flame of hair become sky

Let ur hands become my Pillar of Life

Let the ..arghh i missed my words .. now

your eyes r moving ..Moving all around.

Like a cats eye in search of milk, u examining my teeth

Cats eye ..cats eye ..cats .. i like cat.. No No ..

I'm distracting ..getting Distracted ..but now ok

because your eyes r fixed on me ..Like a Doll.

Cute doll's eyes .. I'm in a dream ..let me be in it.

Now my world(she ) is moving apart

And almost out of sight ..a bright light glares in my eyes

Makes me blind for a second ..she says " procedure over"

Now i'm Blind for life .!!

P.S :

Try to read the second poem by imagining the dental chair position n light.

- UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Thursday, April 29, 2010

Punjab..Girl..Sword !

PRELUDE :

She Always used to tell " There s only one difference between u n Achilles " [ !! ] ..I reply teasingly " ya..Achilles had a Beautiful Gal friend Briseis n I dont " But she meant another thing n I got it now. So is there any Difference btw both now ??


Its good to ve a Punjab Friend . She gifted me a sword [ Though its not a direct gift ..hope u understand gal :-) ] Thanks a Lot Gal n just wanna tell u something.I loved two things to ve Right from my childhood but never Got it. One s a sword n the other thing s a Lighter ,not that plastic one the silver lighter which ignites when we twist it. But u know those things u dont get from ur parents even after u r grown up .:) so i'm very much impressed with ur gift . Thanks a Lot .





V shared loads of good times n good times alone, v were so busy in wasting time like each seeing their kinda movies n then discussing about it then Tennis [ u Rafa side n Me FedEx side ] reviews, which food good in which Restaurant n so on that actually V dint ve time to Fight or speak about College
gossips Like others do . V made a Good example of how to waste time in Medical college when all others where running around books .

That Final prep schedule is the outstanding part of our combination , everyone started their prep a month ahead of us but v waited For 2010 Newyr to start ..again v said New Yr eve s to enjoy so from tomo ,then 2 nd d sat , then 3 rd is sunday ..somehow v started our prep later that week n went at our own [ tortoise ] pace , but It made no diff ..exam results were not based on prep ..LOL ..So atleast v could say that v enjoyed our Final yr without any stress or tension in contrast to some dumbs who dint even watch a single film or went outings for last 3 months saying Its Exam Period .


And i also remember the First yr Anatomy Record cheating v did ..:P .We were the last two who dint get completion for the record .It was a situation , I reacted to it by signing prof signature in my Record n thought poor gal whats she s Gonna do. U proved u r worser than me by submitting the record plainly without Getting completion n even without completing it .. No one found it n v both got through it .It became a Habit the v did the same thing in second n third yr records also.

Most of the time I 'm sick of ur verbal Diarrhea.. n couldnt catch with ur speed .. [Ha.Ha ]

We had a great time for past 5 yrs n Hope v would be the same for the rest of the yrs too..

P.s:

1. I dont need to say that prelude s a lie .. My readers r intelligent Enough !!

2 .I always hate Gifts n i think gift means "Reciprocating Transfer Of Goods " Its
always has a Expecting n demanding side . No wonder thats the Reason Y dont get Girl Friends.

3 .Another thing I dont need to say ..this post s to Show my gratitude for the Gift .. once again My Readers r intelligent Enough !!

Monday, April 26, 2010

EMRI 1-0-8

Had my first experience with 108 .I didnt fumble this much even when my GF's mom picked
her mobile n said "Hello" .So this s what happened ..




Staff nurse came to me n said a critical case in our ward n she must be referred to Higher centre Immediately,I Examined n went to call 1-0-8. Actually I was attending other patients in between when the Ring was going ,my thought was,its like other toll free number someone ll give a warm intro n explain details to proceed. But i was surprised just after Hello the voice asked who r u ,Reason for calling , what kinda illness, emergency ?, Do u ve any other ambulance nearby .. I started to fumble bcos i was not prepared with case details ,so slowly i began to speak with intro that i'm a Doc[actually House surgeon] from this place ,then as I know How To Explain about emergency i started to say "Post dated labour, no pain ,needs intervention in Higher centre , Probably Emergency cesarean " [was wondering what would i ve told if i'm a Non-medico] ..the voice was more than convinced n asked the detail , again did my next mistake , i answered v r calling from pathamdai ..the voice inquired to which Taluk it belongs, then which District ,tell me the route to reach dere . Again slowly answered but really dint know the route to reach there bcos I'm new to that place . After that the voice said
give ur mobile no,then keep ur mobile switched on our Ambulance Dept ll call u .Somehow ended the call .. Then again explained things to Ambulance Dept..

But u must give all credits to them, within 10 mins they were in Hosp showing me some form to Fill ..Again took time to understand it ,but its nothing just a form about patient details,then were u want to shift them , reason , patients general condition n Referral signature [ I think general public dont need to fill those papers ] At last everything ended smoothly ..




EMERGENCY MANAGEMENT & RESEARCH INSTITUTE s a very successful
program in health care.. EMRI s a govt aided private program n the Ambulance has all the Emergency facilities .
But some ppl exploit it .. patient
with very minor ailment like insect bite , a small abrasions , just exaggerating pain as MI [Heart attack ] ..I ve even heard some ppl use it to avoid Taxi expense in reaching hospital. Its not that these ppl exploiting EMRI alone , they r cheating Govt ,wasting peoples money ..such ppl must think, that even in any High traffic people give way to EMRI ambulance, then Traffic Police alter the signal so that ambulance goes first, above all they must think when EMRI van crosses how many people pray to their GOD that the man inside must make to hosp in time n Get well soon .So pls dont cheat n play with People's Love ,its already reaching Drought state ur attitude ll just make it a End game.

The reason for this post is ,few things look very simple n ordinary that v dont intend to know about it. Like always "Small Things matter the Most " . So if u ever gonna make a call to 1-0-8 just remember few things

- be precise
- explain the need
- tell them the place with details of Route [ FYI : all calls of 1-0-8 goes to
chennai,so ppl in other districts shud explain along with their district
name ]
- give them an active mobile no.
- When they ask u to sign in dont hesitate , it got nothing to do
with Police case or adding u as witness.

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Cigarette ...Attitude .


So most people would ve noticed this in shop.Cigar packets comes with pictorial

warning to reduce smoking . I am not hear to explain the hazards or

how to quit smoking. I got a simple thought while seeing this images .. I feel

these images dont convey any positive effects to smokers .. these images r

fearsome n gives a stomach brawling effect when

u r in shop looking at cigar packs .Also says " SMOKING KILLS "



So my view s , it gives still more guilty feel to ppl who smoke nothing else.

The other thing s that it shows that ppl who smoke ll die of cancer.. Its absurd .

There r concrete evidence that not all smokers get cancer.. the most imp effect

of smoking s that it affects the Quality of ur Life.. thats what everryone got to

understand n not just telling u ll get cancer again again ..

smoking causes still worser

effects n its a imp risk factor for Myocardial Infarction[heart attack] , TAO ,

stroke , COPD .. especially passive smokers like child , pregnant

woman etc etc.. so those smokers must realize their habit s spoiling the entire

family n general health .. For that they shud get a Positive attitude n must

give up smoking understanding thats its for the overall family welfare.. The way

these pics depicts s an old method of saying if u tell lies god ll make u blind..


On the Other hand u got to see those US , Canada n other country warnings

... they try to explain u the facts about smoking n give their warning in a

positive way .. even the colour they use is GREEN in contrast v use red . so these

images seems more like a medical advice n encourages to reduce n slowly

quit smoking .


Just telling " smoking kills " s noway gonna help to reduce the smokers among

smoking population.



P.S :

But US cigarette costs Rs 8 .. so if u cant afford that much buy Indian

cigarettes n ask the shopkeeper to pack it in US cigar boxes .. It gives 2 positive

effects 1. Respect when u take cigar pack in front of others ..

2. Also vaguely u can take a resolution this is my last cigarette.. !!

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Fucking Embarrassment of Life ...


Getting embarrassed is a very common thing n it happens everyday in everyone's

part of life... But fucking embarrassment is one thing that u can never forget n

regret till ur end of life for doing it.. Its just ONE incident that pricks u all time..

so with this here goes my embarrassment of life ..


This Happened two yrs back ...

I knew her n v were friends over text msg n phone calls .. though v both knew

each other well, v would ve gone out together only for 2 or 3 times . So everything

was going fine n one day this incident took place.. As usual v were speaking

in phone over midnight n time crossed 2 am , i was feeling very sleepy, almost

half sleep in bed with my face buried between pillows .. like every guy i

never wanted to end the conversation [ bcos it might upset her !! ]

n so was listening to her..
she was going like ..

SHE : i was so such angry with u yesterday but u stupid boy convinced me

so easily .. u r damm good in convincing me after whatever u do..

blah..blah..

[I was yawning n cursing me for calling her .. she again was continuing ]

SHE : Blah.. blah..

[ suddenly i caught a line ]

SHE : n all things u do really make me smile .. n I'm mad with u ..

She said it for once but the line was spinning over my head again n again

"mad at u " " mad at u " " mad at u " .. still i dont remember in what lizard

sense i was at that moment, without any go signal i proposed her ..!!

ok. come on ! what do u expect when u propose to a gal ?

1. Instant refusal ..

2. Asking time to think ..

3. Deep inspiration with explanation how u misunderstood her..

4. swearing u in all languages ..

5. accepting it saying mutual feel ..

so if anyone of this had happened i would ve been so happy.. u know

what she did ??

.... she LAUGHED ... she laughed like hell [ fuck myself] .. u know i could do

nothing to stop her laughing .. finally once she could get herself back

she continued ..


SHE : hey !! R u awake ? U know i'm already in love man .. u even know my

guy da..v all ve met n spoke ..just 2 days back v all met ..

dont u remember ?

Got a whiplash n got up from bed .. GawwwwD !!! WTF i ve did ?

How the hell i was so dumb in sleep that i could forget everything n behave

so so stupid ..As she said i know him n v ve great respect for each other ..

they both used to speak to me ...

Then i thought to reconstruct the damage , but against my expectation

nothing has happened .. she said

SHE : u r funny guy .. u know ? ha ha..ok rest well :) sweet dreams ..

The next day everything happened as normal n she dint even expect an

apology ... This incident was a huge embarrassment for me ..

i know that i dint or dont love her better than hell ..

but been so stupid in sleep that instead of replying "i too like u " for her

" mad at u " I said i love u ...

After sometime v both had to move away in our own ways n slowly the

everyday conversation reduced to wishing each other for all religious Festival

n our Birthdays .. I felt glad for this change ..

After that incident every moment this thought comes into my mind , bcs

she tells everything to him ..so when they ve discussed about this thing

"How would ve they laughed at me" ..grrrr ... even now I get pissed..

This thought occurs most of the time like

- waking up from bed n this flashes in my mind ..spoils my mood n i swear

me in all foul words ..

- evening lecture class when i used to scratch bench ..

- while seeing my face in mirror when i brush , i spit in basin n swear..

- when standing as fielder in boundary ...

Although v havent met after that .. I always ve this dread..

"what would it be like when i happen to cross them in future.. If it happens,

after she notices me, she would give her well practiced warm smile n he

doesnt know to give that smile would raise his eyebrows to recognize me .. but

after they cross me n out of my earshot again they will LAUGH saying

" he only did that one na.. " .. Fuck !!! I wish i shud never meet them again in

my Life ..

After this incident when i make or attend any late night calls i used to sit upright

in my bed n speak ..no matter how sleepy i feel i never lie down n speak .. : )

I feel this as Fucking Embarrassment of my Life..

P.S :

Was Tweeting a gal/women asking y dont u write any creative post? she

snubbed me saying mine s personal blog n i'm here to write my ramblings..

i got a doubt is she sarcastically saying that i dont write any personal

things in my blog n that doubt ended up as this post..



Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Good Bad vs Principle...


I always ve this doubt ..what is good n what is bad ?? , and what r the criteria

to differentiate it.. Atleast i wanna know who were the ones who formed this good

n bad ..

ALCOHOLISM

Alcohol is harmless when taken within limits , i also know the safe limit

of alcohol .. but y havent i tasted even a drop of it till now ?? My alcoholic history

goes way behind 6 yrs . It was during 12th std Beer got introduced to our group

, few friends started to drink with lots of doubt n false facts about it .. like

drinking beer ll cause impotence this n that : ) ..slowly the drinking population

steadily increased n the percentage of alcohol in Beverages also increased ..

Even now when we meet,

v go to bar n ve fun ..But still am non-alcoholic .. when friends see

me sipping 7 up in bar they frown n get annoyed.. When they prompt me or force

to drink it becomes just waste of their time ..No Results.

I go to Bar ,but dont drink.. Believe Me !!

I dont think drinking alcohol is bad or afraid of drinking n i dont do

this to show am different men in that group or i havent promised to any gal

that i wont drink.. Even my dad once gave me a
famous foreign Tin beer

which came as a compliment n said it is nothing just 7% alcohol in it .. I

refused .. It may look am pretending in this post to show myself as Good..but

still i got doubt in what s GOOD ;) so y am i going to pretend to be good ?..

Off late i realized i dont drink bcos its against my PRINCIPLE .. Bcos

when something is told as bad n not do , I end up doing it like ..


=>When i was in primary school they told copying is bad - But I did


=> When i was in 6th STD they told speaking bad words s bad - But i Spoke


=> In high school they told same dialogue n but i ended up seeing Porn..


In my life whenever something is said Bad n not to do i took care

that i do such things ..

But regarding Booze my opinion s different ..I see ppl give 3 reasons for taking it

1. For Fun

2. In search of peace or to be Happy or Forget the sorrowfulness..

3. Women .. [ i wont agree with this one, bcos ppl who drink before love

say I cant tell my love so drinking n explain us how beautiful she is.. ppl who

drink in love drink tell this is to enjoy his happiness ..guy after love says this

s to forget her n find peace.. so anyway u r going to drink irrespective of

the gal's state in ur life.. ]

So this s were my Principle contradicts with alcohol .. I believe that

any form of happiness or sadness should be controlled by my mind n not

any other substance .. I never listen to anyone's words so how can i drink

n follow its command ..

This s how many ppl are..when u just say this s good n this bad noone wants

to follow it .. Other hand when he realizes for himself he never wants to do it..


owwww..grrrrrrrrupp.. sorry guys ,.. i dont know y i vomit when i take halfboil

as side dish..

Shud change the side Dish next time... see ya..!!

Monday, March 15, 2010

Love to Death.. [Guest Post ..]

Pre-Script - This s my first guest post. To Raji .she s a serious blogger, takes blogging as a part of life.. so i got to write a serious guest post without my usual sense of stupidity .. i dint like this story but since by blogpost count s very low when compared to others i ve to post every bit n pieces of my writing to increase the count somehow .. Here it goes ..

LOVE .. DEATH

He n Anamika got married recently n as usual they loved each other

for a brief period before marriage..

He s a civil Eng in a leading construction company n she a

program writer with rich father
.She was unique - this unique doesnt

mean what all gals use in social networking sites profile in "about me" ..

she was really unique , bcos she

had BPD [ Bipolar disorder] (a form of psychiatric illness ppl with this ,

go to their extremes of mood either happy or sad ,btw they r normal ,

u cant easily diagnose them as most persons reading this blog r like that!! ) ..

And she was diagnosed early when she got her first depression n maniac

episodes after mother's death n

doctors assured her its very mild n she can lead a normal life with her drugs.

They were true she was quite normal after that n only once she got the

maniac form of elated mood thats when he proposed her ..

Like any other lover during love with a rich man's daughter

he dint mind about her illness n told her u r normal, only these docs r

confusing u to get few bucks from u .. she felt happy for him .

CHAPTER - I
He was starting his car from construction site to pick her from

office , he hated his job with dust n noise .. but she loved her office with all

forms of luxury n pleasant room spray ..

IN CAR

He : Hi ! good evening ..

She: gud evening.. u smell like a sheep :)

He : oh.. n u smell like n whore ..;)

she : ya.. i;m a whore to one man ..


IN HALL

He tries to give a instant hug but she resists with a smile n enters kitchen

.. it happens everytime n he curses himself " y these gals change after a yr

of marriage n becomes more professional even in bed "

DURING DINNER

Their conversation was mostly around their respective firms development n

movement of shares in stock exchange .. neither of them was looking into eyes,

during love when they had dinner the room fills with laughter n they had smiles

before each spoon of food n both used to compliment each other.. everything

has changed after marriage..

IN BEDROOM

After taking her tablet she checks the prescription for review date with the

doctor n files it back.. He always get irritated with her mr.perfect behavior of

filing things n even scold without knowing its going to save his life.. Like other

routine things making love also happens ,just happens within a time to make

two maggi noodles ..

though neither of them get satisfied they were too egoistical to mention it or

ask more.. Next day

Sun comes out n their routine continues as schedule ..


CHAPTER - II

one day she has to return home earlier... when she comes home n opens

bedroom door , she sees everything normal in the room .. her husband , two

pillows, teddy bear , a water Jug Except an extra 5' 7" feet

creature curling along with her husband in bed .

CHAPTER - III

She made a call to her father ... then she died .

Autopsy Report : suicide , cause of death - opening up veins in bath tub.

CHAPTER - IV

Her father "U killed her, bloody basterd, i dint like u from the start "

He "U r getting too hysterical ,what happened s an unfortunate event n

am feeling sad for u n ur daughter , but dont blame me, i think its bcos of

her condition ..."

Her father "Shut up !! all these days u dint mind about that (BPD) n argued

that she s normal , now to save ur skin u r playing ur cards"

He "Dont use strong words sir .. i find no fault in me, ok let me be open

with u .. i agree i loved her, but i was never satisfied with

her n found soon after marriage that

she can never satisfy me , but i never want to leave her for that reason n so

i found my own way of satisfying myself ..its very normal..think sir.. when u dont

like or bored with homemade food dont u go to hotel or get a parcel of hotel

food to home ..which s precisely what i did :) "

Her Father "I ve never seen such a smooth talking basterd like u in my life ,

i'm
going to court of law "

He "ofcourse sir.."

CHAPTER - V

The court was centered around an as usual unenthusiastic n grumpy judge

with no ears for emotions ..

Her Father - This man pushed her to end her life..this must

not be taken as suicide , its a homicide ..

JUDGE - [ after verifying the neatly aligned her prescription files from first visit

of doctor ] was she a known psychiatric patient ?

Her Father - Its irrelevant to case sir ..this man's adultery caused my

daughter's Life ..

JUDGE - was she under treatment for BPD ?

Her Father - Lord ..but this man pushed her to ..

JUDGE [irritatingly]
- was she a patient with bipolardisorder ,under

treatment n do u agree these prescription in files belongs

to her n do u know her psychiatric illness before ..? say yes or no!!

Her Father - YES !!

JUDGE - Case dismissed .

* THE END *

P.s:

Q1- Do u agree with the judgment?

Q2- Do u think He is innocent ?

Q3- Do u believe her cause of death s due to her BPD alone ?

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Boundaries ... PEOPLE .

OMEGLE.COM

Stranger : Hi ..

Me : Hi ..

Stranger : 21/ M/ here ..

Me : 22 / m ..

[ waited for the connection to get disconnected as usual when two same genders meet ]

To My Surprise ..He continued .

Stranger : where r u from ?

Me : India .. U ?

Stranger : china ..

Me : so i'm chatting with a communist .. :)

with this he got fierce n i was bombarded with his replies saying the only thing

u or anyone ask about a Chinese is " communist " " Red " " low quality

products " "poor people " dont v anything more than that ..

I was taken back with replies ,though i dint admit my mistake v continued

our chat ..

so after sometime i again mocked him asking "In ur country Facebook n Twitter

n all Banned na.. wat reason ??"

he Plainly replied " its bcos of censorship "

I replied " In India v ve censorship only for showing Boobs ;) " ..

when the chat continued he did know many things about india its currency

language . buddhism ..so when speaking about religion , i replied him

" I'm hindu , ve u ever heard of it ?? " He said " i know well n its the sixth

biggest religion in world n one of the ancient religion n in India more than

80 % r Hindus " I was stunned to hear this from him for a second bcos

till date i dint know about it n couldnt avoid the thought

WHO s really behind IRON CURTAIN ...

Then he explained about the rift between china n russia n the small war

they had in 1960.. I told him that India n russia r good friends for 60 years ..

Now it was his turn to mock , He " ya .know. u r good friend to russia so that u

can buy weapons from russia n US. u people r Good DIPLOMAT " .. now i clearly

know this is not gonna be a usual conversation about discussing

both countries gals r movies ..

I hit back strongly saying their role in pak arms n their support to

Maoists n smuggling arms to naxals through bangladesh .. he resisted first

saying he hadnt heard anything like that n when i started to press , he said

"i dont think my govt ll be doing like this n v dont ve interest in such things "

i said myself - now who is the BLOODY (red) DIPLOMAT ..


when the topic about war came his manner suddenly changed , n he explained

that war is not an answer for any conflict ,even if china wins ,i ll be the loser.

I asked " How?. He " already there r lots of poor people in china n war ll make

them more poor, education n infra structure hasnt reached many parts n

war ll only make them non-feasible for still more decades ..health n hosp

services r also weak here , outsiders only see beijing n shangai n say v r rich

but the rest of the china r poor by all means " God he was so genuine n

touching , n i felt sorry for my attitude towards war ..


Tried to convince

him by saying " u r Next US .. n now u r a Super power " .this made him

still sad , he " how u r saying our country super power when most of our

men r poor, i'm doing my education n not sure about my future n living

with fear of tomorrow ..its damm silly calling our nation super power " ..

I dint know where the conversation was going but i started to like him ,he

even said ur country also no diff ot ours n people need many doctors like u ,

so study well ..


Atlast when the border issues came ,i was in no mood to argue with him n

said watever u say Arunachal pradesh is a part of india from independence ..

His reply was diff , he " i dont care to whom it belongs ..but china has got lots of

land unused n without development , i wonder y the hell they r fighting for

a land with only mountain n rocks , if they want they can improve many

wastelands in my place n develop " ..with this v came to end n my opinion

towards him was completly changed..

I typed Bye but something was pressing me n i

couldnt press ENTER .. saw the monitor it was saying

stranger typing , it took a longtime n i thought its going to be a long reply

but it came simlpy as Bye alone .. [ same feeling ] I send my bye note to him.

still couldnt complete the conversation .. n v were waiting on both ends ..Then

finally v exchanged our E-mail Ids n bid Good bye..

so here i'm not going to explain anything about boundaries n people ..bcos

as v all know only boundaries divide us n not people. countries differ but

their people r always same ..

P.s .
1. Eventhough the comrade was so furious about thinking china as red n

communist alone , the colour given for his name in the chat room was

RED - Irony .. !

2. His English was poor than mine n he made many spelling errors ..gave me a

personal satisfaction ;)

3. was thinking for 2 days should i write this as a post, finally wrote for my

remembrance .

Saturday, February 27, 2010

Why Dont u Understand ... My Love

MIDNIGHT .. precisely Ghost time .

Everyone in the city fast asleep except two hearts n their mobiles ..



He : Hi hello ..

She : sshhh ..wait wait ..i'm coming

He : whatz up ??

She: u called me for asking this .. stupid boy. [ giggles] ok .. nothing special da

everything was pretty usual . Hey look at the moon ..so cool .. i hope

its two days past full moon bcos i could see a mild dent at sides :) n

moon appears a bit dull n muddy probably dint bath .. i guess [ giggles]

He : ya.. wat u doing ??

[ she heard a noise before his YA ! n she guessed or convinced herself that it was

a laughter for her joke ]

She : Listening to music in iPOD .. AR.R music r the best to hear at this time,

lights up the romantic mood , right now listening to a song from

"May Madham" - enn mel vilunda mazhai thuliye .. the best part in it

is when the word mazhai [ rain] comes there ll be water drop sound in the

track along with music ..so awesome ..great musical sense ..

He : Ya ! a.r Rocks .. had dinner ??

[ this time she dint hear any sound before his ya! but convinced her without belief

that she hasnt heard it ]

She : yup! had onion dosa n naan in a motel .. but this hotel guys sucks they

always give priority to family over friends coming in groups .. they first

make sure family gets seated n sometimes serve them first even when u give

the order first .. may be they would ve thought after seeing me that i

would hardly eat an idli full !! [ again giggles ]

He : Ok.. tomorrow any plans ??

[ this time she was pretty sure she dint hear anything before his Ya.. not even

tongue clearing saliva from his mouth noise ]

( she was now like a lit up cannon ball )

She : what r u man ?? i 'm speaking here like a fool n u dont even want to address

me n the best possible thing u could say is just " ya" or "ok" with

dull monotonous age old Fatherly question " what u ate , what u doing

what u gonna do tomo" ..shit ..horse shit.. i shud ve never spoke to u ..

He : Hold on ! hold on! dont get on ur nerves actually

She : nothing i wanna hear .. did i call u ? u were the one who made the call

n dont speak .. then u never mind to tell about ur day .. its only me

always on the explaining part .. i' m in hostel here with two seniors

as room mates , i got to sneak out of the room without their knowledge

n stand in the corridor with this frigging cold breeze n trying to keep up

the conversation .. but u dont move a single word more.. Fuck! i had

enough with u ..this happens daily .. get lost ..

He : hello..just wait .. let me explain ..



She : Leave ME Alone !!....[ he hears "beep .. beeeep .. beeeeeep" ]

He dint try to call her again, even if he did the usual protocol

ll be followed like

- First call goes for 3 rings n then a good mannered lady says

number is busy

- Second call the good mannered lady speaks as soon as first call

reaches

- Third call another lady probably a bit older than the former

says the number u r trying is switched off n leave voice msg for Rs.2. ..

He knows this protocol better than the Author n so he dint try calling her .

He was not sure whether he ll get a chance to explain her but certainly the

Author got the chance to explain his readers ..!

EXPLANATION :

Of all the things that women know on earth they dont know or

fail to understand the most basic thing that MEN LOVE IN LISTENING TO U ..

thats the reason y he keeps his part of conversation low n allow u more time

to speak .. Just think when u r listening to a Rihanna or Bryan Adams in ur

earphone do u intend to speak to anyone in middle .. so is ours . Men just

get into it n hates to interrupt .. he just loves ur voice n the melody in it,

he enjoys the ups n down in ur tone when u stress some facts .. the hum u

give to buy time for thinking , ur mispronounced syllables n ur hard

way to correct it by spelling it 3 times again again till ur tongue becomes

flexible to it ( most commonly words with ' f ' in middle n ' s ' a the start )

ur unique way of ending the converstaion everytime like saying " bye " or

"goodnight " with different add on tags behind n before the word , u listen

carefully to hear a rain drop in songs but he listens more carefully

in ur speech n listens the breath u take in between words n the long breath u

take after completing a long sentence, he can even differentiate

the split second diff between two ... thus He loves everything in the conversation

with u except the msg showing how much the Last call costs .

so thats the reason . Trust this

" the guy who speaks less n listens lot is the one

who loves u the most
" n vice versa ..

So just with hold ur thoughts that He found another gal or he is not

interested in u anymore.

Try to understand him n Live a Happy Life ...