Why Dont u Understand ... My Love

MIDNIGHT .. precisely Ghost time .

Everyone in the city fast asleep except two hearts n their mobiles ..



He : Hi hello ..

She : sshhh ..wait wait ..i'm coming

He : whatz up ??

She: u called me for asking this .. stupid boy. [ giggles] ok .. nothing special da

everything was pretty usual . Hey look at the moon ..so cool .. i hope

its two days past full moon bcos i could see a mild dent at sides :) n

moon appears a bit dull n muddy probably dint bath .. i guess [ giggles]

He : ya.. wat u doing ??

[ she heard a noise before his YA ! n she guessed or convinced herself that it was

a laughter for her joke ]

She : Listening to music in iPOD .. AR.R music r the best to hear at this time,

lights up the romantic mood , right now listening to a song from

"May Madham" - enn mel vilunda mazhai thuliye .. the best part in it

is when the word mazhai [ rain] comes there ll be water drop sound in the

track along with music ..so awesome ..great musical sense ..

He : Ya ! a.r Rocks .. had dinner ??

[ this time she dint hear any sound before his ya! but convinced her without belief

that she hasnt heard it ]

She : yup! had onion dosa n naan in a motel .. but this hotel guys sucks they

always give priority to family over friends coming in groups .. they first

make sure family gets seated n sometimes serve them first even when u give

the order first .. may be they would ve thought after seeing me that i

would hardly eat an idli full !! [ again giggles ]

He : Ok.. tomorrow any plans ??

[ this time she was pretty sure she dint hear anything before his Ya.. not even

tongue clearing saliva from his mouth noise ]

( she was now like a lit up cannon ball )

She : what r u man ?? i 'm speaking here like a fool n u dont even want to address

me n the best possible thing u could say is just " ya" or "ok" with

dull monotonous age old Fatherly question " what u ate , what u doing

what u gonna do tomo" ..shit ..horse shit.. i shud ve never spoke to u ..

He : Hold on ! hold on! dont get on ur nerves actually

She : nothing i wanna hear .. did i call u ? u were the one who made the call

n dont speak .. then u never mind to tell about ur day .. its only me

always on the explaining part .. i' m in hostel here with two seniors

as room mates , i got to sneak out of the room without their knowledge

n stand in the corridor with this frigging cold breeze n trying to keep up

the conversation .. but u dont move a single word more.. Fuck! i had

enough with u ..this happens daily .. get lost ..

He : hello..just wait .. let me explain ..



She : Leave ME Alone !!....[ he hears "beep .. beeeep .. beeeeeep" ]

He dint try to call her again, even if he did the usual protocol

ll be followed like

- First call goes for 3 rings n then a good mannered lady says

number is busy

- Second call the good mannered lady speaks as soon as first call

reaches

- Third call another lady probably a bit older than the former

says the number u r trying is switched off n leave voice msg for Rs.2. ..

He knows this protocol better than the Author n so he dint try calling her .

He was not sure whether he ll get a chance to explain her but certainly the

Author got the chance to explain his readers ..!

EXPLANATION :

Of all the things that women know on earth they dont know or

fail to understand the most basic thing that MEN LOVE IN LISTENING TO U ..

thats the reason y he keeps his part of conversation low n allow u more time

to speak .. Just think when u r listening to a Rihanna or Bryan Adams in ur

earphone do u intend to speak to anyone in middle .. so is ours . Men just

get into it n hates to interrupt .. he just loves ur voice n the melody in it,

he enjoys the ups n down in ur tone when u stress some facts .. the hum u

give to buy time for thinking , ur mispronounced syllables n ur hard

way to correct it by spelling it 3 times again again till ur tongue becomes

flexible to it ( most commonly words with ' f ' in middle n ' s ' a the start )

ur unique way of ending the converstaion everytime like saying " bye " or

"goodnight " with different add on tags behind n before the word , u listen

carefully to hear a rain drop in songs but he listens more carefully

in ur speech n listens the breath u take in between words n the long breath u

take after completing a long sentence, he can even differentiate

the split second diff between two ... thus He loves everything in the conversation

with u except the msg showing how much the Last call costs .

so thats the reason . Trust this

" the guy who speaks less n listens lot is the one

who loves u the most " n vice versa ..

So just with hold ur thoughts that He found another gal or he is not

interested in u anymore.

Try to understand him n Live a Happy Life ...

I Hate 22 ..

Many people think this 20's age are full of fun n happiness ... but i damm hate

it. Most of the time it sucks to be in this age..

THINGS THAT SUCKS are ..


- What else other than ur coll n prof , everyone keeps a eye on u say

" u guys r irresponsible" " u dont respect or fear " " u dont follow this that "

- ADVICE .. everyone everywhere n on everything including ur parents , they

also add this is a very crucial age it decides ur character so u got to be very

careful , u got watch ur steps ...

- in traffic , some times almost collision occurs but u brake at right movement

but people around never praise u, instead scold by saying u guys always

rash drive , never follow traffic rules . [ personal eg.. a kid crossed the mainroad

with noman's expectation, i almost .. but good god i braked my car ,with tyre

squeezing sounds , the reward i got is " people in car never mind pedestrians !"

for heaven's sake i'm not in metropolitan city orelse ppl there ll compare me

with BMW hit n run case . and even write a article about me in Hindu readers

column ]

- Health aspects , last month there was almost an epidemic of chickungunya /

cross river fever [ waiting for lab test to confirm what kinda fever ,for more

than 2 months - govt rocks !! ] so everyone in my street was affected inclu me..

fever with worst joint pain .. when i was suffering with this, my neighbour

old couples said " u r young man just 22 , so joint pain would be nothing

for u .. when i was at ur age ..[ wont type that all n kill u like they did to me ]

- if u r lean ppl ask " y u r so lean " or " y u r too obese "

- most of the dad who comes out with his daughter gives a stare at u n tell

to his mind this guy is a Rogue without remembering he was once at this age !

- more than all this the DILEMMA about career n personal life

- being single !!!


I'm actually bored with this age .. i wanna get quickly to around 35 yrs , great age

to live ..
- u ll be settled with ur career ,

- u ll be sitting behind a desk job

- a happy family with kids n wife, n the sweet part s at this age ur

marriage life ll also be settled from fights n quarrels .. wife ll be fucking tired

with u [ read it carefully , i dint type Tired in fucking with u ] n she doesnt comes

for any argument or fights !!

- kids look at u as a superhero ...

- a small pot belly falls out ...

- fixed routine like wake up - office - home -food -sleep..

- no more friends asking b'day treat !!!

etc etc.. Happy Age ..


P.s - Though readers instantly think of the usual proverb distance leads

enchantment.. I'm really tired of my 22 !

MY Blog is not Worse ...

Many of my readers [ only 2 ] ask me this .. Y ur blog dont ve followers in three

digit or y ur blog visit s not in 2 digits per day ...

So it s my responsibility to explain those countless readers [ 2 ] about

my blog... First of all my blog is not worse .. ok u dont agree then

read as my blog s not that worse..

HERE are my stats to show it... I may be a mbbs student

but after reading this u ll know how good i'm in stats n

feel india has missed a great economist ...


Averagely most bloggers ve followers around 50 ...

But a blogs true quality s assessed by the comments it gets for its post .. that

way most 50 follower blogs ve a average comment of 5 [ excluding their own

thank note n LOLZ ] so the ratio

50 : 5 which means = 10 : 1 .



My blog has got 9 followers n average comment i get is 3 [excluding my

reply]

so the ratio is

9 : 3 which means = 3 : 1 .


3 : 1 is > than 10 : 1

so ratio wise mine s superior to most of the blog ..

=> Hence Proved.


Then

1. I havent Joined in any blogger community to promote my blog ...

2. I dont unnecessarly comment in others blog as NICE WRITE , FUNNY ,

LOLZ ...

3. I even refused n turned down the offer to join in those community ,

even refused their personal invitation [ if this is hard to believe then

forget it , dont enquire !!! ]

4. I dont publish the link of my new post in any social networking sites

like twitter ...

5. I dont follow many blog s[ actually lazy , that too doctors blog means

wont turn their side again .. boring guys ]

6. i dont tell my coll friends about my blog or ask opinion..

7 . I dont post any explicit contents in my blog [ only see it !!]

8 . I dont celebrate blog b'day or 100th post !!

9. I dont post unnecessary events like my street dog down with fever etc..

[ cha .. thought somehow i shud write 10 pts ]


Then to my blog readers,

our blog is based on quality development thats y i dont put any

google ad sense on my blog n earn ..eventhough i'm seriously in need

of money ....


sooner ppl ll notice our blog n read .. so pls wait for the change ..

what v need now s patience .. i know its tough time ..but i ll lead u to

victory n fame like i ve done in my past ...

Thanks for ur incredible support n faith in me ...



p.s:
writing after my final yr 1 1'/2 months exam period , so just checking
my sanity with this blog.. still got doubt whether i'm a normal.