Saturday, February 27, 2010

Why Dont u Understand ... My Love

MIDNIGHT .. precisely Ghost time .

Everyone in the city fast asleep except two hearts n their mobiles ..



He : Hi hello ..

She : sshhh ..wait wait ..i'm coming

He : whatz up ??

She: u called me for asking this .. stupid boy. [ giggles] ok .. nothing special da

everything was pretty usual . Hey look at the moon ..so cool .. i hope

its two days past full moon bcos i could see a mild dent at sides :) n

moon appears a bit dull n muddy probably dint bath .. i guess [ giggles]

He : ya.. wat u doing ??

[ she heard a noise before his YA ! n she guessed or convinced herself that it was

a laughter for her joke ]

She : Listening to music in iPOD .. AR.R music r the best to hear at this time,

lights up the romantic mood , right now listening to a song from

"May Madham" - enn mel vilunda mazhai thuliye .. the best part in it

is when the word mazhai [ rain] comes there ll be water drop sound in the

track along with music ..so awesome ..great musical sense ..

He : Ya ! a.r Rocks .. had dinner ??

[ this time she dint hear any sound before his ya! but convinced her without belief

that she hasnt heard it ]

She : yup! had onion dosa n naan in a motel .. but this hotel guys sucks they

always give priority to family over friends coming in groups .. they first

make sure family gets seated n sometimes serve them first even when u give

the order first .. may be they would ve thought after seeing me that i

would hardly eat an idli full !! [ again giggles ]

He : Ok.. tomorrow any plans ??

[ this time she was pretty sure she dint hear anything before his Ya.. not even

tongue clearing saliva from his mouth noise ]

( she was now like a lit up cannon ball )

She : what r u man ?? i 'm speaking here like a fool n u dont even want to address

me n the best possible thing u could say is just " ya" or "ok" with

dull monotonous age old Fatherly question " what u ate , what u doing

what u gonna do tomo" ..shit ..horse shit.. i shud ve never spoke to u ..

He : Hold on ! hold on! dont get on ur nerves actually

She : nothing i wanna hear .. did i call u ? u were the one who made the call

n dont speak .. then u never mind to tell about ur day .. its only me

always on the explaining part .. i' m in hostel here with two seniors

as room mates , i got to sneak out of the room without their knowledge

n stand in the corridor with this frigging cold breeze n trying to keep up

the conversation .. but u dont move a single word more.. Fuck! i had

enough with u ..this happens daily .. get lost ..

He : hello..just wait .. let me explain ..



She : Leave ME Alone !!....[ he hears "beep .. beeeep .. beeeeeep" ]

He dint try to call her again, even if he did the usual protocol

ll be followed like

- First call goes for 3 rings n then a good mannered lady says

number is busy

- Second call the good mannered lady speaks as soon as first call

reaches

- Third call another lady probably a bit older than the former

says the number u r trying is switched off n leave voice msg for Rs.2. ..

He knows this protocol better than the Author n so he dint try calling her .

He was not sure whether he ll get a chance to explain her but certainly the

Author got the chance to explain his readers ..!

EXPLANATION :

Of all the things that women know on earth they dont know or

fail to understand the most basic thing that MEN LOVE IN LISTENING TO U ..

thats the reason y he keeps his part of conversation low n allow u more time

to speak .. Just think when u r listening to a Rihanna or Bryan Adams in ur

earphone do u intend to speak to anyone in middle .. so is ours . Men just

get into it n hates to interrupt .. he just loves ur voice n the melody in it,

he enjoys the ups n down in ur tone when u stress some facts .. the hum u

give to buy time for thinking , ur mispronounced syllables n ur hard

way to correct it by spelling it 3 times again again till ur tongue becomes

flexible to it ( most commonly words with ' f ' in middle n ' s ' a the start )

ur unique way of ending the converstaion everytime like saying " bye " or

"goodnight " with different add on tags behind n before the word , u listen

carefully to hear a rain drop in songs but he listens more carefully

in ur speech n listens the breath u take in between words n the long breath u

take after completing a long sentence, he can even differentiate

the split second diff between two ... thus He loves everything in the conversation

with u except the msg showing how much the Last call costs .

so thats the reason . Trust this

" the guy who speaks less n listens lot is the one

who loves u the most
" n vice versa ..

So just with hold ur thoughts that He found another gal or he is not

interested in u anymore.

Try to understand him n Live a Happy Life ...

10 comments:

Raji U said...
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Raji U said...

hey shiva, the first part seems like an echo to the movie VTV and then the next half was correct.

but you have to understand how annoying it is for us girls!! arey,we want to hear your voice too!! We are also in love too!! :P

shiva... said...

@rajiu
sure.comment taken into serious consideration n vil discuss with men n try to change our attitude :)

shiva... said...
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arun said...

he he... I defn know this is not a work of fiction... :P n u have posted this cos this happened yesterday nite n this is kinda ur way of apologising !! :)

Polachi po !!

arun said...

Ithula rendu comment vera deleted ah...??? Enna da nadakuthu inga ??? Want those 2 comments back !!

Anonymous said...

YES!!!

I agree with Raji's comment!

shiva... said...

@nuchu
read my reply for raji ,its for u too :)

Unknown said...

romba anupava patrupa pola ;)

"men luv in listening" tats true ;)


deleted comments a olunga post pannu..

Dr.Kumar said...

I accept with arun nd ganapathy sir...