Taking U to Exam Hall

.... Most of us think exam hall is filled with full of tension,
stress etc etc,,.. but its not true. We face lots of comical things there but
fail to take it into account .

DARK COMEDY - thats the correct word to use regarding
exam hall scenes. They r comical but make us uncomfortable at
that moment.

Let me explain about my exam hall , .. Come on..

I went 25 mins late to my first exam , ya .. I'm a last minute runner
so it takes time . Was running to my hall by 9.25 am n pushed the door
open,saw a flash!!
i saw her in orange chudi sitting as last person in exam hall ...

I know my eyes are wide open but i still doubted whether it is a
Dream.

[ FLASH BACK : When I talked to her in my first n only tour in ooty
she was in the same orange chudi... Although the conversation was very
brief neither of us could forget that. ]

I even wanted to go near her ears n say I MISS YOU so much... shut up
shiva !!! concentrate in ur exams i told to myself .

Then i found my place n sat down ..

I saw vignesh praying to god sincerly . I thought he would be
praying GOd to Ask the questions he has studied n he must not forget the
things he has studied.

I never pray to god in exam hall ...
Bcoz i dont want to
Embarrass god n make him feel Helpless by Praying him to
ask from wat i studied ... I know its difficult even for greek n
roman gods so just leave them in peace.

CONVERSATION : I

This orissa guy was sitting next to me in SPM , though v
both speak english neither of us could understand wat
the other is saying . V use Heavy native accent in our English !!.

ORISSA GUY : wat is the W.H.O theme for 2008 ? [ 2 marks question]

ME : who knows my theme for 2008 is to avoid accidents n
pollution bcoz thats creating a panic in our city.

( I thought it was a nice joke n started to smile for myself with self pride
thinking i joke even in examhall )

Suddenly i noticed he was writing wat i said in his paper ..
I was clearly confused !!! n started to think wat went wrong. Within
seconds it struck me .. due to my low tone n single syllable
pronoun cation he got it as

= W.H.O ( knows my) Theme for 2008 is to avoid accidents n
pollution bcoz thats creating a PANDEMIC ( panic in our city) . =

My GOd.. i ve to stop him , it was already last 10 mins n i tried
my best to signal him but couldnt stop him ..
Finally convinced myself ok . its gods wish. so be it .

CONVERSATION : II

before start of issuing question paper.

ME : tell me the answers , dont just simply keep on writing.

Vignesh : I'm ready to tell , just ask ..

ME : ok fine, then answer me CRISPY during exams !!!

Vignesh : ( annoyed) oh.. u ll write only crispy answers

cha.. instead of asking to answer me briefly n in points i said crispy.
vignesh saravanan burst into laughter when i asked crispy answers.

CONVERSATION : III

last minute of exam..

ME : wat is the vaccine for J.E ?

sneha :( in hissing low voice) cell culture

i got it as sub culture n wrote it , then after 30 secs i thought there s no
sub culture it must be cell culture , so i turned back to ask again by that
time Examiner pulled my paper saying Time up.

I got irritated losing 2 marks just turned around n said
atleast in FINAL YR exams tell the answers loudly . In my rage i
failed to notice the examiner was standing near her for collecting
paper. Both examiner n she looked oddly , better i avoided the gaze n
escaped out.
After that i saw sneha murmuring something , i dint show
any interest to it bcoz i know she ll be scolding me as usual in bad words
like thendi , karadu , themmadi, dushta , vattu, mankuni.
SO its better to Go way as unnoticed.


My Observation in exam hall ....

1. Being 3 1/2 yrs in this coll only during this exam i found our exm hall
has attached TOILET. and i'm sure our instituion is developing in
infrastructure!!! I ve decided i would find out whether its indian
or western type before i complete my course.

2. MOstly everyone come in old or faded dress for exams including me.
It strongly proves our dress express our mood.

3. Most of them grow beard during exam holidays including me . my
reason s, i think to save the day before exam but naturally the day before
exam v all ve lots of things to save n so i ve no time for it n come with beard.

4. A gal near me was constantly turning back to see her love. I even thought
to fix the time gap, but later found its not based on time but movements
, every page she turns or draws line she turns to him. [ really good job .
by me isnt so?? ] they spoke no words just
signal transmission through 4 eyes.

i couldnt understand the cipher language they were using
or decode it.. Even u cant , bcoz no one in this
world know wat two lovers speak.
The TRUE Reason s no one
can understand is ,even the two lovers dont know wat
they r speaking. This s really BAD.. BAd.
I respect love even i dont
ve one. ok.

5. A guy was writing SPM using all colour pens n i could see only 7 lines
in a page n it was forming a Rainbow in each page , seeing him felt really
sick bcos he was keep on getting additional page n i was having more
than 15 pages unwritten in the Main sheet booklet .

6. Vyshak n vinoth were doing a conference before writing each answer. I
was seeing them like a kid seeing ice cream. Thinking whether there was
anyone around me to discuss.

7. My kid sister was having a new rubber tip pencil, she s a pen bitter
n so i thought " ok. biting rubber tip ll be easier than hard pencil "

But i hate pen bitters , still i dont use my pen which she was biting
during pediatrics posting when she was writing case for me.



P.s
I started this post by 11.30pm n planned to write all stupid things till
i feel sleepy . Now i feel sleepy so its time for the

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