Final Year...

.... final year mbbs s backbreaking . Even my one side cheek
s painful . yes i'm sleeping for more than 12 hrs per day n due to hot
summer climate my pillow n bed are rock hard.

I'm just pretending myself that i'm a final year but the only thing
i do is sleep more. That too being in O&G postin is boredom.
There s no role for a guy in that postin. I take it as an advantage
n always sit in rest room . .

But Seeing others scares me off. Most of them r seriously reading ,
always wearing gloves n doing something in the process of
labour, asking doubt with the interns .

My kid sister is one step ahead ... she even goes n ask doubt to the
trained dais.

One such example :
They were preparing a patient for
emergency LSCS , the entire atmosphere was running around the clock.
she went to Dai n asked wat r they going to do, she replied they r going
to give enema for her . Her next question was WHERE WILL THEY
GIVE ENEMA ? ???

the dai was perplexed , she couldnt react for seconds , then after
sometime she replied I ve seen giving enema only in rectum!!!!
No dont laugh she wants to make sure for everything .


She s also a mobile epidemic . Modern medicines greatest problem
s hygeine n preventing carrier. BUt she wears a shoe which cats use as
Lavatory . She even proudly says to everyone that cat made my shoe
wet.

I'm afraid anytime there could be a epidemic outbreak of unnamed
Disease. Being a medical student i ve the responsibilty of preventing
this epidemic so tommorrow i shall pour acid in her shoes if she resists
i ll pour it over her leg also...


Then important events ....

1. M. sahoo msg ed me anonymously saying i'm ur school gal friend ,
guess me . But even while reading the second msg i found its a guy.

A guy cant fool another guy in msg saying i'm a gal. Some
reasons how i found this guy's msg as flaw.

A. He sent two msg's back to back one saying guess me
n other saying still cant find me - its out of logic , gals
never hastily send msgs . They always want to keep them
in Demand . Guys never ve patience.

B. His third msg was how r u ? its again a flaw . Gals r egostical
they always wait whether the guy cares for him , after confirming
that only they mind asking How r u ??

C. His msg language was abrupt n fonts was rough. Again a
mistake , gals msg sentence ll ve soft ends n the fonts ll have
a artistic sense .

Eg. For saying OK v just send as K. But mostly
they ll send as oK.

Note: Just type in ur mobile using small letter option as ok, it ll
be looking a bit artistic than capital letters OK. Thats gals .

SO v guys r hasty , short n sharp so v cant match them.

GALS ARE GALS.


2. Broke with my gal friend . dint tell her till now, not going to
tell after postin this blog also .
Just want to leave where it is.

Telling her ll lead to arguement , unnecessary emotions n
stupid feelings ,

I'M a Rational type , my emotions r limited to seeing

films like Schindler's list n Shawshank Redemption. So i dont want

to be in those situtations . Moreover she belongs to my postin unit

so it would be difficult for both us for carefully avoiding each others

gaze , pretending to avoid n speak to others etc etc. so better dont tell

her n allow herself to understand things .

And moreover i dont want to make it dirty by saying i'm

right she s not , so n so... The only thing i can say is V Both reached

the breaking point , so its better to move away rather than hurting each

other.

I broke up with her but i dont hear any sonnet or sad flute

playing behind my back . I'm not deaf n v both were really good

friends but i cant see the emotions which i ve seen in films. The reason

may be i'm practical ...

So here comes the toughest part , yes i'm going to advice on how to

be when u break with ur gal friends . [ advice s strictly against my

principles in this blog , but still not feeling sleepy so let me try]


ADVICE AFTER U BREAK UP :

1. Dont try to be very happy by laughing to unnecessary jokes

or simple comments . It ll keep on reminding u Y U R behaving

unnaturally .

2. Immediately dont search for a new gal friend , it ll make u more

sad bcos at that time u ll be looking for a alternative n u cant get

in short time .

3. Dont try to flirt more with less known gals ,at that time

only thing in ur mind ll be new gal friend n u cant think

any other things . On other hand she might be having

a good opinion on u but due to ur sudden change in attitude

she might doubt u.

4. DOnt try to make False opinion about her , saying to urself

she s a cheat , she s a liar. This ll depress u a lot bcos u ll be having

good opinion about her , suddenly abusing her ll make u think

urself a stranger n u might hate urself.

5. Dont try to prove yourself before her , by going near her n

calling another gal n speaking to her with smiling face.

This ll badly reflect ur own character , she can easily

understand ur childish character .

6. Dont try to see her without her knowledge , she can easily

guess this. IF u want to look at her see her eyes with

Animal Directness without any expressions .BY this way

she ll be confused about ur attitude .

7. Never do the things she expects ,

8. Keep yourself cool , make yourself occupied in other things ,

dont stretch too long about her , dont re telecast the scenes

when u both were smiling together n having fun.

9. Just be simple as you are n look at her as if she s one more

human being around u .

10. Dont compare ur situation with any films or characters n start

singing sad songs. It ll be artificial .

Then dont explain ur situation to ur friends , not even close

friends , this wont help u bcoz u know her better than him so wat ever he

says wont convince u and in other hand u r doing a shame full thing

to ur friendship with her ...


TO break up with a gal friend s not a anti climax or unexpected

thing ,


Treat it as a HAPPY ENDING ....